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1 year ago, my brother Wabie died eating Crazy Beans.
Today, on October 18, 2026, Crazy Beans are STILL BEING SOLD at stores across the country.
Even the “death” flavor, which killed my brother, is still in rotation for a standard pack of Crazy Beans.
#RecallCrazyBeans
Taylor Swift seems to think that the only way to share photos is to re-release her music with new covers
Has she heard of Instagram
white people are raising their pitchforks because a black woman wrote a bar abt lynching. Nothing ever changes
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How will wood sounds when your not *rolls dice with the same number on all sides* 13 and *picks a card from the deck of the same cards* white anymore
Tweet of the year 🥹
The men are seated properly.
Men have BALLS. Not a flat vagina.
2 big balls and a dick between our legs. Full of nerves, full of heat, full of blood. They need AIR. They need SPACE.
Did you skip biology in school?
Every man on earth black, white, African, American, Asian sits with his legs wide open.
Doesn't that tell your feminist brain SOMETHING? That we have SOMETHING down there that needs space?
But no. Feminism made you so bitter and so stupid you lost common sense.
You have a flat surface down there. We don't. Our balls will SWEAT, STICK, CHOKE if we close our legs like you do. It's PAINFUL.
It's not disrespect. It's ANATOMY.
But feminism told you every single thing a man does is an attack on you. So now biology offends you. Nature offends you.
A man breathing offends you. A man sitting offends you. A man existing offends you.
Feminism didn't make you smart. It made you stupid. It took away your ability to understand basic biology and replaced it with bitterness.
We don't sit like that to trigger you. We sit like that because GOD gave us balls.
Get over it. Dumb idiot.
