Pitty

I just realized Mr Yay (my picture. He's Mr Yuk's constantly optimistic cousin) has a crooked mustache. Why didn't anyone ever tell me?

I am the Allen Iverson of the radio world.

Bar is playing "We Are the Champions" One day my Pacers will win and I'll die from dehydration from crying so much. Cleveland deserves it

It took me a long fucking time but I remembered my password. #PittysBackBitches

Bitch I've been drinkin since noon. #JustPittyThings

Everyone quit. Now I need a new bar : (

I'm bored as hell and out of beer. Baaaaad combination.

My car has no aux input. I just bought a stack of CDs strictly for Katy Perry. What the hell has happened to me?

I started reading Mike Tyson's autobio. Now my blinds are broken. Feel like there's a correlation.

There is no easy way to give your 2 Weeks Notice at a job. #Awkward

Every week my team DOMINATES at trivia. To the point that other people are complaining and we had to change our trivia name #BeatsByRay

I cannot hear "Piano Man" without thinking "drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink"

"Danger Zone" just came on at the bar. #Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana

The NFL is waaaay too fucking depressing this year. Wake me up when it's basketball season.

Back-to-back Trivia Champs #Dynasty?

The people right next to me are on a painfully obvious first date. And it's clear they met online. #Awkward

Note to self: Still too soon to wear a LeBron jersey in public.