Pixie

I could never be a #rockstar I have a feeling my 10:30 bedtime would get in the way of the #drugs #guitars and #sex

I’m doing it. I’m signing out of #twitter and deleting the app. #threads from here on out.

In case you haven’t heard, it’s #selfTapeMay

When the person who is in charge of servicing your car, wants to service you, man does the job get done faster. 🛻

You’ll know it’s really love when you’re truly happy to pick them up from #LAX #eternallySingle

It’s hailing in Southern California right now. #pasadena to be specific

Won’t you be my Valentine? #valentinesDay

Someone needs to invent a size that is bigger than small, and smaller than medium. I am that size.

You know who I admire? The CEO of @jcpenney they must really love that place.

#ghosting should be a professional sport. The city of LA would take home the top prize.

So we all headed to #mastadon or #tribelSocial ? #twitterMigration #RIPtwitter

I’m at the “sex is not worth losing sleep” stage of my life. #itswhytoyswereinvented

If you don’t smile with your teeth in your pix, I don’t trust you or your grill. #swipeLeft

Now accepting applications for holiday Bae’s to wear matching Christmas PJ’s with. 🎄🎁❄️

I see that Sunday is the day when all the fine men go to @WholeFoods 👀👀

The nations “history and traditions” were decided upon by white, Christian, cis/straight identifying MEN. THAT IS NOT WHO OUR NATION IS SOLELY COMPRISED OF!! #RoeVsWade

You know what’s neat about being single? Popcorn for dinner, whenever the hell I want.

When I was little, I thought twins had to have the same name.