
He/Him π¨π¦ Father. Maker. Craft Beer Sherpa. Recovering Creative Director. Formerly @twittem
Red Deer, Alberta
Joined August 2008
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Go Zuck yourself.
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I have an extra VIP ticket to @frankturner in Edmonton tonight.
Free to a rad human.
βοΈand then there was one!
THIS SERIES NEEDS 7β£
The #Oilers defeat the Panthers 5-1 in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final to send the series back to Sunrise tied 3-3.
#LetsGoOilers
After 26 years I have finally ended my relationship with @adobe products.
As a former Adobe Certified Expert it was not easy to step away from the knowledge I've gained, but after years of escalating prices to support new apps I don't have the devices to use.
It's time.
He should have meant it. @EdmontonOilers
Customer service for @Shawhelp has gone exponentially down hill since the @Rogers merger. Not sure how this is good for consumers.
I'm glad people are realizing how great Walter Goggins is. #FalloutOnPrime
Netflix released viewership numbers for the first time and digging in, Travelers (a Canadian show I loved that they axed in 2018 after 3 seasons) had 40.4 MILLION HOURS watched from in the first 6 months of 2023.
Totally missed 15 years last month. Sad. #MyXAnniversary
It's the 30th Anniversary of @GreenDay's Dookie and they dropped the 4-Track demos for the album.
Basket Case has entirely different lyrics.
youtu.be/kRalif5ibM8
Hope is a dangerous, dangerous little thing to keep finding out the hard way β what tomorrow never brings
Sometimes I wanna blow up my life
and become someone else
- @themenzingers
youtu.be/DrrxeRWebqw
Fellow Canadians
The existence of Timbits implies they are in fact bits of Tim, and all of the marketing implies we are supposed to share them with others.
- Does that make it communion?
- Is there a Gospel of Tim?
- Is Tim Hortons an ACTUAL cult?
#timhortons #canadianproblems
Me: Another pitcher of @SeaChangeBeer Death Wave please.
Server: Sounds good.
Server: ...so the keg is empty.
Me: So a few minutes?
Server: I can't magically make a keg appear.
Me: I mean...
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Not to interrupt everyone's social media conversation about space aliens, but I wrote a book about social media and space aliens and @BookBub has it on sale for literally TWO DOLLARS for the next three days: bookbub.com/books/an-absolutβ¦














