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Does everyone imagine they were conceived in the missionary position?

Study: "Testicular Augmentation Using Chin Implants." ow.ly/lM0oT

Why is this not surprising? Study: "Complications of the Vaseline Self-Injection of the Penis" done for girth enlargement.

Study: Nearly 20% of h.s. students have texted explicit image of themselves; 25% have forwarded one. ow.ly/lLYr0

Case study: "Shared Psychotic Disorder with Sexual Delusions." H/W both believe he is kidnapped, drugged and raped at night by a mistress.

Study: Pubic hair removal in women associated with higher sex interest, digital stimulation and longer intercourse. ow.ly/lLXu9

@mrtonyholiday That's what we do.

Study: BDSM practitioners are less neurotic and more conscientious than vanillas but also less agreeable. ow.ly/lyKQB

Study: Men who say they don't want children prefer women with smaller breasts and larger waist-to-hip ratio. ow.ly/lyKvi

Academic journal called Porn Studies to debut next year. ow.ly/lyKfe

Case study: "On physical examination, the patient was evidently inebriated with a 6 cm piece of a steel pipe around the body of his penis."

Study: One in four patients seeking medical help for new case of erectile dysfunction younger than 40 years. ow.ly/lyJaq

If you haven't seen William Kent exhibit (My Life Ruined by Sex) @museumofsex, it's well worth a visit. ow.ly/lyhkA

On a positive note for humanity, participants all first looked at subject's face before moving to the chest and genitals.

Study: Men and women shown photos of clothed and naked people. "We found that participants inspected the nude bodies more thoroughly."

Earliest recorded castrations on sons of slaves in 21st century BC; they hauled barges next to castrated donkeys. Your job's not so bad.

Study: Chimps can recognize other chimps solely by looking at their butts. NSWF link if you are a chimp: ow.ly/lycpS

Search.xxx -- No matter what you enter (e.g., "flowers and truth"), the results are depraved.

"Naked Before the Camera: Nudes at the Metropolitan Museum." ow.ly/gDZbp

Study: Women Feel Less Disgust When They Are Aroused ow.ly/gDYOs