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These are jokes and lies... so get off my page you loser

Joined May 2009
me myself and my tennis ball head
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losing your spark is so weird like wtf happened to me
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i love how quiet and awkward it gets after u establish to the whole room u don’t play that shit
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twitter is fun because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” 'retweet' 'bookmark'
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Niggas are niggain in ways niggas ain't ever nigga’d before.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ???????????
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IT: WELCOME TO DERRY is now officially one of the top original series debuts in the history of HBO Max, behind only The Last of Us and House of the Dragon.
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That loser shit really be in yall blood
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What is Vecna’s beef with these kids? Pennywise too. Unemployed activities.
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Its been a dark cloud over me , smh
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This nigga pennywise said “the dark meat tastes twice as sweet”. #WelcomeToDerry
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Im so irritated.. ppl really annoy me
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Y’all don’t understand the absolute joy I get from being alone in my room by myself, only bothered when I want to be.
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I hated this show so much lol
IM GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭 ITS REALLY OVER THE SHOW PISSED ME OFF SO MANY TIMES BUT I REALLY LOVE THIS CAST
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I need to work on being a better friend. I’m just naturally distant and can unintentionally go long periods of time without talking to anybody. I’m trying to break this habit, but it's hard when you're a real-life hermit.
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I watched everything possible today .. force is the last show
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Christmas is in 2 weeks & only thing wrapped up is me in this blanket 😭
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This is the movie I want.
He escaped prison, hijacked a plane… and vanished for 40 years. 🚨 The Outlaw Who Refused to Be Caught — George Edward Wright New Jersey. A 19-year-old makes a terrible decision — a robbery that ends in a man’s death. The court gives him 30 years. George Edward Wright walks into prison with his entire youth already stolen. But Wright isn’t built for cages. Eight years later — 1970 — he pulls off a daring prison escape, disappearing so completely his guards only find an empty cell where he once slept. America’s search begins. No clues. No sign. Just silence. Until the silence explodes. ✈️ The Hijacking That Shocked the World September 1972. A Delta DC-8 lifts off with 86 passengers… and five members of the Black Liberation Army on board. Wright is one of them. Mid-air, they take the plane. Hostages cry. The crew freezes. The hijackers demand $1 million — but with one bizarre twist: The FBI agent delivering the ransom must show up in nothing but a swimsuit so he can’t hide a gun. The world stares, stunned. The authorities obey. Under the nose of the FBI, the hijackers escape to Algeria — and for the second time, George Wright slips through America’s fingers. 🕶️ The Ghost Life One by one, his partners are caught. Wright? He becomes a shadow. New country. New name. New life. He drifts across borders, unseen — until finally settling in Portugal, married, a father, living in a quiet seaside town where neighbors know him simply as the man who tended his garden. Four decades. No arrests. No trials. No spotlight. Just a fugitive life lived in calm daylight. ⚖️ The Final Twist In 2011, the FBI finds him. Handcuffs click shut — the United States demands him back. But Portugal looks at the case, the paperwork, his citizenship… and says no. No extradition. No return to prison. No undoing the life he built. George Edward Wright walks free. He spent 40 years outrunning the law… and somehow, the law finally stopped running after him.
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