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Not London
Joined September 2011
Never ever do a good deed if you’re going to hold someone to ransom for it or throw it in their face.
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I’m laughing my head off. What the hell wrong with Asda?? You lot are a bunch of performative wankers man 🤣
You get a £60 shop for £30 when you register a new account with Asda rn, take advantage of this guys literally £30 worth of free food
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Doing everything and anything but finding the cure for endometriosis
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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See, under my dictatorship every bike would be registered and have some form of recognition so they can be sent a fine the post like the rest of us
Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation
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How’s yours looking @PrincesaAyesha
Satisfactory number 😍
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This and the timing being when we’re due a supermarket boycot on 28th October.
Should I panic buy lots of items so that Supermarket profits get a boost, which when combined with Black Friday and Christmas spending artificially inflates GDP in early 2027 thereby enabling the government and BBC News to announce "Good News on Growth" just as Fuel Bills go up?
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Bare man act confused around the the topic of consent. But I guarantee if a gay man came and kissed your neck in the club, you’ll understand what consent is 🌚 Don’t be obtuse please x
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Asda are doing £30 off a £60 online food shop if you’re a new customer or use a new email you’ve haven’t used before
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95s are the 110s
What the hell is dizzee on about lool since when has TNs been called one tens 🥴
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Happy Birthday KS2 @_Greazemoden 🥳 You already know!
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All these scarecrows would freak me out #traitors Scarecrows = Jeepers Creepers
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I second this.
I dunno how you lot enjoy pizza without bbq base una
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Norma babes, where am I meant to sit? In the aisle on the floor?
You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?
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The fact that this ad sparked so much outrage is deeply depressing and proves that a significant portion of our society don't believe that children deserve basic autonomy.
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This wind ain’t no joke. Was waiting at the lights and my whole car moved. Hopefully I get tailwind on the motorway 😅
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Beer and tea
Which 2 drinks you getting rid of?
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Lembrem-se. A próxima vez que alguém te falar: "'o governo não faria isso" Ele faria sim.
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Maya is playing an absolute blinder in this game👏🏼
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Fly high sweet paranoid prince #CelebrityTraitors
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