"Nothing that a little drink or five can't fix! I would offer you some, but I know you prefer the taste of souls to spirits."

Today was a great day.

"The X-budget? Henry, please. I said bespoke." Roberto looks faintly offended by the misunderstanding. "It's on me. I can't stand to see you in another one of those awful outfits."

How to choose a team roster: - Based on skills ❌ - Based on how sexy they are ✅ Proven method.

"I've fought the Builders at the end of the universe, survived incursions between dying realities, overthrown A.I.M., gone to war with the Maker, and faced down the Annihilation Wave. This was the first time I genuinely had no idea what to do."

In my influencer era💫

"So no one knows anything about intergalactic law...?Cool, cool, cool. No problem, no problem." "... I'm going to jail again, aren't I?"

"I mean, I made a ton of very blatant ripoffs of existing IPs, none of which exist in that universe, which is probably vaguely illegal ... but I'm not too worried about that, I have a strong legal team. Movies can't flop in the Mojoverse! They're forced to consume whatever+

"Plenty of fish in the sea, but I wanted that one specific fish ..."

"If the sun doesn't show its face by quitting time, I am flying my jet above the clouds just to get some decent light. I refuse to look this pale on a Saturday."

Levando o carnaval do Rio para o resto da galáxia.

"You know what? Hell yeah. Good for you, MODORK."

Never got around to that football match. Probably because he's too chicken. They know New Mutants always come out on top.

Get yourself a girlfriend who can do both!

"You say that now, but ... you'll see." He takes out his cellphone and shows him a selfie. "The insane looking dude in the middle is the one we need to impress."

❂ The deck of the X-Corps island platform was quiet in the late afternoon, apart from the hum of the engines and the gentle lap of the ocean far below. Roberto leaned against the railing, looking out over the endless stretch of blue water. (@JulioxRictor)

Good morning world. Hide your coffee from Magik.

"No, wait-" Too late. Somehow, he's ended up passed out on the floor.

Oh, he dare.