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Joined November 2019
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Hello. My new book is out. Please buy 1 million copies so that I can be rich. Features: -space wizards -cryptic poetry -online peasant romance -suburban knighthood -naked guys with spears -gnostic robots -werewolf love story -pastoral longings -human sacrifice -moonlightenment
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Two copies of The Coming of Arthur by @malcolmguite to give away, out Nov 9 from Rabbit Room To enter: like, repost, and comment. Winners Nov 2. US only. Two more for Substack subscribers. Or preorder, if you’d rather not risk it. Links below.
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I got to attend an event with Dana Gioia and @JMWSPT this past saturday Very pleasant day. I rarely get out for anything like that now, with my unusually large family and multiple jobs (not complaining. I love my life. This is simply a factual statement)
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Abolish medical licensing #MAHA
Why send your kid to Notre Dame though when they could learn about the medicinal uses of leeches at Thomas Aquinas college? Why take that risk?
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Yesterday I rolled my eyes a little learning my daughter was reading a Tupac poem at her elite high school, but now I'm thankful she read Tupac rather than someone with a Nobel prize
A poem by Anne Carson, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Read it in full: newyorker.com/magazine/2001/…
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It's the best time of the year: Kirktober! Post those Russell Kirk Month quotes, passages, shelfies all month long. Remember Kirk Night on October 19 and, of course, Russell Kirk's favorite holiday Halloween.
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I asked Grok to create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets
I asked Grok to create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets
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This actually looks pretty rad, and also funny how non-political it is
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"Notes on Emanation in Plotinus: Image, Continuity, Necessity, &c." A sketchy set of notes about the importance, necessity, and problems of "emanation" in the thought of Plotinus. Link in next post.
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It’s my first time in the @IgnatiusPress catalog. Delighted to be on the same page as Grace’s fairy tales and to share space in a book with the likes of @JMWSPT @shemaiahng @sallyreadwriter @GTBsacredart @DanaGioiaPoet and many more!
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Thanks, John, for this goodreads review of The Quarrymen
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Got a box of these bad boys from @ect_catholic. They did a wonderful job. I'm very happy to be working with them. I will send out a free copy to two people who follow me, like, and retweet this. Link to purchase is below.
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Coming home to 2 homeschooled teen girls laughing and doing karaoke versions of old musicals is a peak experience
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This is not actually a picture of Baudelaire, and yet seeing it has still caused me to lose respect for him
Charles Baudelaire at age 29, daguerreotype, 1850
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KJV-only public schoolism -it appears that the recommended translation for these stories is the New International Readers Version of the Bible--a modern, much-debated translation simplified to a third-grade reading level.
I've been repeatedly asked to weigh in on the new Texas reading list, which includes required Bible readings from both the Old and New Testaments, so here goes. (As a preliminary aside, I'm not a fan of set reading lists, so let me tackle THAT problem in a future post.) Now, about requiring students to read the Bible: I have conflicting thoughts. Let me start with some personal context. When I was working at the College of William & Mary, I taught the Bible as Literature course in the English department. The course was introduced because the English faculty realized that students were coming into their literature requirements with no knowledge of the Bible at all--which meant that they had a very hard time understanding Paradise Lost, East of Eden, Moby-Dick, and anything by T. S. Eliot. Biblical literacy, it turns out, is quite important for the critical analysis of most English-language works produced between 400 and, well, 2000. (Our literature, as Peter Leithart points out, "continues to feed off the root of the Christian Bible, but in a more subtle way than the literature of earlier centuries.") I was asked to teach the course because I have an MDiv as well as my MA in English and PhD in American literature. The other faculty who taught the course in alternate years were specialists in medieval and Renaissance literature. That context grounds my objections to the Texas literature requirements. Yes, students need an understanding of Biblical content so that they can understand an entire millenium of literature constructed on the knowledge of biblical metaphors, language, and concepts. No one should object to the simple inclusion of Biblical passages in a literature curriculum. BUT. Who is teaching these passages? What training have they received? Do they have any theological knowledge? Do they understand that ancient literature works under different assumptions than an article from (at random) People magazine? If they are teaching the story of Jonah and the whale, which is currently on the elementary school list, how will they present it? As a funny fairy tale? As a literal account? As a presentation of the conflict between the God of the Old Testament and the mythical forces thought to rule the deep waters? (Probably not, unless they've been to seminary and studied Hebrew.) There is, in the Texas decree, absolutely no sense that anyone involved in constructing these literature lists has ANY comprehension that teaching ancient literature, literature considered as sacred, AND (as a double whammy) ancient sacred literature requires particular skills in understanding these stories. Instead, Religion News reports that the "Daniel and the Lion's Den" [sic] selection is to be "supplied by the Christian Broadcasting Network, a media company founded by televangelist Pat Robertson in the 1960s." In addition, it appears that the recommended translation for these stories is the New International Readers Version of the Bible--a modern, much-debated translation simplified to a third-grade reading level. This introduces a whole new set of distortions and problems to the Old Testament stories in particular. As a scholar, I shudder to think of the misdirections that unprepared (through no fault of their own) teachers will provide their young students. As a parent, I'd never want my child to encounter the stories of Noah's ark or the creation of humanity through an unqualified, overwhelmed elementary school instructor. I'd rather handle that myself, thank you very much. So, despite my desire that all young readers (no matter their faith) acquire enough Biblical literacy to not be totally adrift while reading pre-2026 literature, I'm coming down on the "This is a very bad idea" side of the equation. nytimes.com/2026/06/25/us/te… religionnews.com/2026/06/19/… theopolisinstitute.com/the-b…
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Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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The right doesnt understand art Only the left knows how to create things that really move people
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In @ActonInstitute 's magazine, Religion & Liberty, the first of the poems of my American Quartet has just been published. (Link to the magazine in the first reply.)
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We need to use the "blue book exams" method to create honesty in literary awards 30 authors are placed in solitary confinement for 5 days, then brought into a great library, free of all computers, and given 48 hours to create a Great Work on mechanical typewriters
*Another* apparently AI-generated story wins a literary prize, this time judged by a panel including the novelist Ruth Ozeki. Literary prizes need to start including Pangram checks in their process, or else change the rules to make AI writing ok. It’s very simple!
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Whitman is both as good and as bad as people say, but his good and bad are both of such an idiosyncratic and disruptive character that most readers can see only the good or only the bad
Leaves of Grass is the single best volume of poetry by an American poet. In it Whitman fashioned a new form of poetry, and his vision, radical, egalitarian, embracing the mother, the slave, & all living things, upset the orthodoxies of his time, and ours. A perfect book.
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I'm just going to keep telling my kids they can have a better life if they work for it and plan, and not worry about public sentiment or whether this or that statistic agrees with me
staggering numbers. hard to maintain a representative democracy when this is how the voters feel.
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