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Flyboy and EMT for the Time Agency. Master of the Artful Tousle.

Joined January 2022
That facial hair-strocity picture reminds me of an old Captain in the Rebellion...
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Tuber.
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It's amazing I lived this long before I found out I had two younger siblings. It'll also be amazing if I live anytime past this now.
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Just had a woman mistake me for her husband - husbands? - while looking for an anniversary present. It was an experience.
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If @Fives4Days is trying to get a rise out of me by saying @DontCallMeAita is the cooler brother, joke's on him because Lij is. Someone had to get the awesome because I took all the charm.
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Hey! Congrats, spuddy! I jumped back to catch your walk and got to say, Finnian was looking sharp.
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Trying to negotiate a hostage situation was not how Poe expected spending the night, but here he's been for the last three hours. Failing at getting BB to relinquish the theremin @DontCallMeAita left for him to experiment with after the droid got attached to it earlier. +
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slice into the control pane to override whatever his droid did. "If nothing else I'm filing a report about there being a serious security overreach regarding the restrooms on this ship." That statement sets Finn off on a new bought of giggles, nearly bending the man in half. +
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BB, expert with timing as he is, warbles out something that sounds like an imitation of laughter from the theremin to follow up his own binary cackle. It was going to be a loooong night.
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See? I knew it would come to this. Goodbye, 'verse. There were so many guitars I could have played...
Going to hunt down @PoeticVariant with a theremin.
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Am I still getting in trouble even though it was @Fives4Days that threw the first punch and I was the follow up? And yes, they had the same target.
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How funny that your Empire and my Empire are complete opposites - if you were too stupid they wanted you to live.
Yes. At least it is in the Empire.
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This is why I leave anything sus to you.
Smart person. Do what they do. Close and lock the nope doors.
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He's counting that as PT and you're not at that point yet, buddy.
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Adorable.
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Oh no. They're hitting it off. We're doomed.
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