Forget the douching drama. A-Ball is the only alternative that makes anal preparation effortless, quick, and totally spontaneous 🌈
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Henry Blest our CTO/co-founder, is in @metro.co.uk
“I came out to my dad - he handed me a letter and a book on AIDS.”
Thank you @jamesbesanvalle for telling this story with care.
Full article here:
metro.co.uk/2025/06/23/came-…
Because You Shouldn't Have to Fight Your Toilet Before S*x.
We’re not here to repackage d*uching and sell it to you as a new invention.
Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year
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We love a DIY moment… but also, you deserve better than a corner shop bottle up your ass 💅
Big love to @gaytimes for featuring Polari Labs in their latest guide to bottoming on the move.
👉 gaytimes.com/love-sex/how-to…
We Don’t Do Bottles. We Do Solutions
We didn’t just shrink the same old water routine into a cuter bottle. We left the whole rinse-and-pray era behind.
Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year
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OUR MISSION
We believe the s*xual wellness market needs to get over itself and finally start catering to all bodies, all orientations and all h0les. It’s 2025 why is the butt still being left behind?
BABE, IT’S 2025.
HERE IS WHY YOU SHOULD DITCH THE DOUCHE & SWITCH TO A-BALL.
Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com
PREP WARS A-Ball vs The Old Ways
Forget the bathroom Olympics.
A-Ball is the only prep that makes an*l effortless. No hoses. No stress. Just vibes & holes that are ready when you are. Join the waitlist & get 25% off your first year
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WE SOLVED THE DOUCHING DILEMMA
Forget the d*uching drama. A-Ball is the only alternative that makes an*l preparation effortless, quick & totally spontaneous.
Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com/
If d0ucing was a person.
Forget the d*uching drama. A-Ball is the only alternative that makes an*l preparation effortless, quick & totally spontaneous.
Join the waitlist and get 25% off for your first year polarilabs.com/
Now the big question: How to use A-BALL and how does it work?
polarilabs.com/
We’re Polari Labs - the world’s only an*l s*x lab founded by queer scientists, engineers, and unapologetic bottoms.
We built A-Ball because we were tired of waiting for science to catch up to our pleasure.
So we stopped waiting - and made it ourselves.
FORGET D*UCHING
This disintegrating bu*t-ball changes everything.
We’ve been whispering. Teasing. Hinting.
You’ve heard the rumours - and now, for the very first time, you’re seeing what we’ve been building.
MEET A-BALL
& JOIN THE WAITLIST
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1DAY TO GO
It’s giving almost there.
Tomorrow, our little secret finally comes into the light - cute, clever, and made to prep you right.
You can’t snatch it up just yet, but once you see it, you’ll wish you could.
Lube up, lovers. It’s nearly time. 💦
4DAYS TO GO
We’re not saying it’ll change your life...
Okay fine, we are.
In just four days, we unveil the little magic you didn’t know your backside was begging for.
No launch yet - just a hot tease.
And trust, it’s worth the edging. 😏
This is it, babes.
The moment you and us have been gagging for.
On Tuesday, May 6th, we’re finally pulling back the curtain and showing you what we’ve been teasing all this time.
