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Lover of liberty, journeyman lineman, mulcher of commies and pedos, Farmageddon or bust. I'm an '81 model. I farm a little.

The 100 Ac Wood/Missouri
Joined December 2020
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I'll never follow any religion that doesn't allow me to eat bacon. 🤷‍♂️
Christianity is a Pagan Religion. Repent and turn back to Allah.
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Reminder, you may think you go all out for Halloween decorating... but you don't.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇳 Congressman Raja Krishnamoorthi introduces resolution to officially recognize July as Indian American Heritage Month.
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This is me with handguns. @0nlyvans
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Guess you should have taken change water heater 101 in college.
I genuinely don’t understand why contractors keep exploiting homeowners who need basic utility repairs. I was quoted $1,800 to replace a standard 40-gallon residential hot water heater. Actual unit costs $550 at Lowe's. The copper fittings and pipe sealant take about $40 in raw materials. Job takes two hours of labor for a standard swap. You are charging $1,210 in labor for 120 minutes of work. That's an hourly rate of over $600. For what exactly?!
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PoohThePoleDancer retweeted
Robert Reich in 2025: Trump is a fascist dictator for even suggesting that a company be taken over by the government and for telling a CEO what to do. Robert Reich in 2026: SpaceX and Starlink must be taken over by the government. Small man, giant fraud.
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I've never seen a better recruitment add for the Air Force.
Knocked them down today with my beautiful wife Heather! Happy opening day and good luck during rifle season Montanans.
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Legend! Hope you're up there sittin on a porch just a swingin!
John Anderson has passed away at the age of 71.
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Shane Gillis:
Kenan Thompson says Shane Gillis’ controversial “SNL” monologue “overshadowed” the entire episode: “I know Shane, and I don’t know him to be a mean person, necessarily,” Thompson said at the Axios Media Trends Live summit. “But if he were to come back [to ‘SNL’], I’m sure we would have a conversation of like, ‘How do you think that went?’ You know what I mean? And, ‘What do you think you could have done?’ Like a little kid, you know? I would just sit him down and be like, ‘So what do you think we could change there, pal?'” "Grace [Reiter], one of our newest cast members, had a phenomenal show, and it’s sad because nobody’s even talking about it,” Thompson added. “Even [musical guest] Rosalía is getting overshadowed because we want to go back and forth on what’s offensive and what’s not.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/ken…
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You must lead from the rear if you think you'll make it to my door.
Replying to @RedWhitetnTrue
If I do end up coming to your door with my crew and you don’t hand over your weapons peacefully, it will not end well for you. I can promise you that much brother.
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Autocorrect and your internet history seriously fkd you on this tweet.
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER. WOW.
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Those cocksuckers left my bow in ATL when I went to Argentina for a once in a lifetime hunting trip.
Gotta be a story here…
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Fyi... a primary fault is just a wee bit more violent than this.
Não entendi pq a cobra morre eletrocutada e o pássaro não se estão ambos no mesmo poste
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It's clearly AI-generated video and the author is farming engagement. Spot Ai generated contents easily: captechu.edu/blog/how-spot-…
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BREAKING: The DOJ is pursuing evidence to REVOKE Ilhan Omar’s U.S. Citizenship and DEPORT her The feds seized her cellphone, notebooks, personal computers and her passport in the raid on her home. This is big.
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I literally want none of that. How about 1. Vinyl floor 2. Manual transmission 3. Holley 4 barrel 4. 4WD 5. Manual sliding back glass 6. 40 gallon fuel tank 7. A battery that doesn't require disassembling any part of the vehicle to change. 8. It doesn't die at stop signs 9. It didn't need vice grips to roll down the window... for reasons.
Your next car can only have three features. Which three are you keeping? 1. Heated and ventilated seats 2. Massage seats 3. Apple CarPlay / Android Auto 4. 360-degree camera 5. Adaptive cruise control 6. Heads-up display 7. Panoramic sunroof 8. Premium sound system 9. Hands-free power liftgate 10. Third-row seating 11. Remote start 12. All-wheel drive
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I've never heard of him but I'm glad he survived the transition surgeries.
Martha Plimpton is slamming Shane Gillis' "SNL" monologue, calling it "really f****g stupid": “There’s this Shane Gillis guy who I’ve never heard of who said some really f*****g stupid sh** on live on air on ‘SNL’ on Saturday. It’s like really stupid sh**. He deserves a spanking from his mom.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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I am genuinely curious how many MWhs of India's generation are consumed by all these incidents.
I choose to believe that after the Indians stand up, someone sacrifices themselves by electrocution.
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No. No I wouldn't.
You’d think basketball would be better irl
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LEGAL ALERT: The ATF has issued an open letter with guidance regarding the NFA ruling. You can read it here: atf.gov/media/30961/download
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I mean, your husband‘s administration burned 80 civilians alive on television, so I don’t know if you have a ton of room to talk…
A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country. Push back on this.
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If he had his son castrated and pumped full of estrogen, no one in California would have said a thing.
A Colorado father who climbed Yosemite’s El Capitan with his 7-year-old son says someone reported him to child protective services, questioning his parenting.
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