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Blake dont give af hes chucking that thing lol
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Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves Ali Baba and the forty thieves ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES
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Lets keep it above .500 please
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Bad news The Cats play today!
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NEVER EVER put money on a darts game with a cracka from Wisconsin
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I thought Fats had prepared me. I was wrong
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Out drinking and just checked the UCF Baylor score
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The US will mint a snowboard quarter next year. No skier!
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Dude no way UCF pulls this off, right??? Incredible lets go
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We got em right where we want em
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We gotta unleash the Monster™ Within
We should try having the guys kiss the Monster logo in pregame going forward. Tapping into a raw source of white boi power like that might give them a boost idk
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Monster Energy, Grant Jacob Knuth the power and energy necessary to vanquish our enemies today
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If Kansas State wins today, that will be two in a row. It’s called a winning streak; it’s been done before
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Sorry folks, I slept in
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"This doohickey can make any food I want?" "Affirmative." "Computer. A succulent Chinese meal." [Red Alert]
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