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Joined November 2021
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Dude no way UCF pulls this off, right??? Incredible lets go
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We got em right where we want em
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We gotta unleash the Monster™ Within
We should try having the guys kiss the Monster logo in pregame going forward. Tapping into a raw source of white boi power like that might give them a boost idk
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Monster Energy, Grant Jacob Knuth the power and energy necessary to vanquish our enemies today
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If Kansas State wins today, that will be two in a row. It’s called a winning streak; it’s been done before
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Sorry folks, I slept in
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"This doohickey can make any food I want?" "Affirmative." "Computer. A succulent Chinese meal." [Red Alert]
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Neighbors came over kindly asking me to please turn my music down. Sorry buddy, no can do! Im listening to Boogie Music
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Name the College Football Stadium under construction.
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My favorite moment of the season and I can’t even think of a close second. He hates these mother fuckers as much as we do. Bleeds purple.
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Cheers, patriot
GM This is a white monster checkpoint, do you have your white monster Anon?
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Guys im not kidding when i say i got 100 of these
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I’ve done it, I have officially visited every single one of the 105 Kansas counties. Are some of them pretty flat? Absolutely. But every single one of them has something beautiful about it, whether it is history or natural beauty. I love Kansas.
I have a single Kansas county left, not for long!
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PFF says Avery Johnson has had 13 dropped on-target passes. His adjusted completion percentage would be 74.9%. He's officially at 63.1%. A 74.9% adjusted completion percentage would match Notre Dame's CJ Carr and Ohio State's Julian Sayin. Both of them have had six drops.
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Wow it’s Nick Bolton making another huge play! Again. It’s like hes a good linebacker or something idk idk
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