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@SalemPatch Do you know anything about how long the night construction on the bridge in South Salem near Lead Mills is planned for? It’s incredibly disruptive in this neighborhood, as there is jackhammering while people try to sleep.

TFW you are going through an unthinkable combination of difficult things and your parents just text you “😢”

There is so much other shit in her monitors and Rihanna is still putting Gaga to shame lol

Can we go back to the part of the show where EEAAO was winning everything?

What the actual fuck, @nytimes. please, let’s hit them in their bottom line. I’ve already unsubscribed weeks ago, but I would urge anyone who cares about the trans community with a subscription to the New York Times of any kind to cancel immediately.

Anyone else agree that peak Lea DeLaria is as Miss Fritter?

Parenting small children is constantly reheating the same water in a kettle and then forgetting about it.

Solo parenting a boundary-pushing 3 year old when you have laryngitis is a very specific kind of torture.

Oof, that most recent ep of #fleishmanisintrouble really got me. I hadn’t yet seen such nuanced exploration of what middle age is like for my generation. Props to @taffyakner and Lizzy Kaplan for just knocking it out of the park.

Thank you to @COLAGENational and @GLADLaw for hosting such a meaningful conversation on donor-conceived people and LGBTQ families. Feeling very seen. @ryrussoyoung, your documentary was life-changing and I was so happy to see you there, thanks for your courage.

Just had a nice laugh- oof, needed the tension breaker today!

I just completely do not understand how the British government works.

When the airline sends a survey after a terrible flight experience

Maybe it’s all my experience with charming, straight-presenting women who kissed me then pretended it never happened throughout my 20s, but @DarcyCarden is making me sweat in the new A League of Their Own! Sexy as hell!

What album did your parents raise you on that has now, almost magically, become one of your child’s favorites (giving you hope that it will continue to live on for generations to come)? Mine is Graceland.

When someone mentions “Live Music” just generally, like it’s always a good thing… “Oh, this place has Live Music! I’ll have to come by sometime and check it out!” When I walk into a restaurant and see guitar cases on the stage I have a mini panic attack. 🙉🫣

One funny thing about parenting is that you think you’d do anything for some time to yourself, but the second you get on an airplane alone you revert right back to your pre-children mentality of “Get me the hell out of here as fast as humanly possible, I’m so bored.”

@SalemMAPolice @MayorDriscoll Every year, a group in South Salem shoots off dozens of fireworks from the Lead Mills bridge and no one does anything to stop it. People come to the street to watch. Is this authorized? If not, can you please prevent it from happening next July 4?

This is such important history. So happy to see the ‘96 Women’s Dream Team getting some love. Not surprised at the rampant homophobia that still plagues women’s sports today. Also, I’d buy a Swoopes throwback jersey in a heartbeat… l🏀⛹🏾‍♀️🇺🇸 #DreamOn