POOL BOYZ CREW PHASE 🏊‍♂️💚 Keeping it simple 👇 The Crew Phase stays OPEN until we reach 4,000 total mints. If you haven’t filled out the WL yet, you still can. We’ll be updating it daily, so you can join the Crew at any time. No rush. No confusion. We’re filling this pool one mint at a time 🏊‍♂️ LET’S GET TO 4K 💚 WL app: Poolboyznft.com Mint page: opensea.io/collection/pool-b…

Current safety rating: “We have a whistle.” 🛟🌊

Safety cone fell in the pool. Good news: it can swim better than half the staff. 🛟🌊

POOL BOYZ SAFETY RULES: 1. Don’t run. 2. Don’t dive. 3. Don’t ask who plugged the DJ booth into the extension cord. 🛟🌊

Career development at Pool Boyz is simple: Float → Bigger Float → Senior Float. 🛟🌊

Manager: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me: “Same pool. Bigger float.” 🛟🌊

PERFORMANCE REVIEW: Attendance: 10/10 Swimming: 2/10 Vibes: 97/10 Promotion pending. 🛟🌊

Weekend debate: Pink flamingo float vs yellow duck float. There are no neutral parties. Pick a side. 🦩🦆 🛟🌊

Staffing update: Everybody called out “sick.” Interesting that all 9 of them are tagged at the same pool party. 🛟🌊

SATURDAY SHIFT. Dress code: sunscreen and denial. 🛟🌊

Reminder: staring at the leaderboard harder does not move you up. We tested it. 🛟🌊

Leaderboard refresh count today: Normal person: 2 Pool Boy: 47 That one guy: “I built a bot.” 🛟🌊

Me: “I’m not checking the leaderboard every 3 minutes.” Also me 11 seconds later: 🛟🌊

Pool Boyz attendance check: CLOCKED IN ✅ LATE 😭 ON BREAK ALREADY 😂 Pick your current status. 🛟🌊

Boss: “Be productive.” Me: *moves flamingo 3 feet to the left* Me: “Handled.” 🛟🌊

POV: You clocked in for an 8-hour shift and immediately became poolside management. 🛟🌊

We said “deep liquidity.” He cannonballed into the 9-foot end. Technically… he followed instructions. 🛟🌊

DeFi guy: “What’s the APR?” Pool Boy: “82 degrees.” Meeting adjourned. 🛟🌊

Asked the Pool Boyz about liquidity pools. They brought chlorine, a garden hose and one guy named Kevin. 🛟🌊

Serious question: What’s more dangerous at a Pool Boyz shift? A) Deep end B) Wet floor C) The group chat after midnight 🛟🌊

Legal made us add a warning label: “May cause sudden urge to call yourself a professional lifeguard.” We fought it. They won. 🛟🌊