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PoolNoodle

@PoolNoodleReal

20 Funny League of Legends music man 🥹 Flamed by Tarzaned 🔥💪

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Joined May 2022
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Can you hear the sylas? Can you build deaths dance? Can you smite the baron? CAN YOU PEEL, CAN YOU PEEL MY BAAAAAARD???
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Selp@Selp765Nov 14
🚨🚨 Atenção 🚨🚨 Há rumores que junto com o League Next será anunciado o novo campeão de League of Legends. Segundo leakers, o campeão é um gorila inteligente que vem da Lua, usa um canhão tesla e possui uma habilidade de barreira pra proteger o time. Fonte: Reddit
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First they came for Predator And I did not speak out Because I was not Singed Then they came for Lethal Tempo And I did not speak out Because I was not an adc Then they took ALL my runes And there was no more mains To speak out for me
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LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 2 TEASER OMGGGG
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I ❤️❤️ DASH-SLOP 😍😍😍 TALIYAH STOCKS 📈📈 Same game as Kennen btw 😭✌️
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The characters BALANCED around an enclosed Drake pit are gonna SUUUCKKK next update 😭😭 Worlds most useful Qiyana R gonna be for csing🥀
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Obliterating the wall because Kayn had it too easy or smth😭
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The only good takeaway being a Blitzcrank VGU 😭😭😭
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Lusee@luseemeowNov 12
one soggy cat
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20 soggy cats
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all rise for our flag
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I wanna wrap.🎁 Up a scooter.🛴 Because no one else in the poles 📍🌨☃️ Answers your letter.🎅🎅
unlimitedcece (@glindabae) profile pictureunlimitedcece@glindabaeNov 10
ive got a gift that nobody knows and i put it under the tree when nobody's home
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lee🐰@duhscoresNov 8
she’s in autism heaven. no worries, no judgement at great wolf lodge.
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mysterious deal at woolies today
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Yeah, yeah fork found in ki.... hol up FORK FOUND ON THE MOON!?
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@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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We got your back, New York!
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That oomf that posting straight bs 😭🤞🥀
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*electrocutes you* power, unlimted power! *electrocutes you* i am the senate! *electrocutes you* did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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When you working the register: *paws at you* what can i get for you? *paws at you* what can i get for you? *paws at you* what can i get for you? *paws at you* what can i get for you? *paws at you* what can i get for you?
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The freakiest person you know irl is but a mere amateur to the average twitter user
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ilikefeet (@bruhbust) profile pictureilikefeet@bruhbustOct 24
i would rest up next to her in bed on a cold night and put my head on her right tit as she plays with my hair while i tell her that im not okay and then she starts whispering in my ear telling me its okay while i let out all of my built up tears and emotions #Omitwt
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S1 Despaircore S2 Hopecore
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Now I just have to wait a couple of days for the editors to start dropping some fire Cyberpunk edits
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My 0/3 Rengar watching as I demolish his botside to feed my ego
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