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Deadpool

@PooloftheDead

Not Spider-Man. Don't I have a page on Wikipedia behind that Wall you're reading this from? RTFW. Not safe for use around minors. #Parody

 New York, USA
Joined May 2013
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I really wish I'd get better headlines when I make the news.
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Deanna Black (@TheWildling) profile pictureDeanna Black@TheWildling8 Jun 2024
"The permanent kind of way". Hah. Because that's a thing around these parts…
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This reminds me of a vintage board game setup, but I think I lost the dice.
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No-ho-ho way is that a good idea as a money-maker. I can tell you for a fact that you do not want to have to fight Santa. No one survives seeing what he wears under that robe without taking some kind of psychic damage.
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Edmonds Scanner (@EdmondsScanner) profile pictureEdmonds Scanner@EdmondsScanner24 Dec 2023
Before you head to bed tonight, be sure to set out your elf traps. If you catch a few, you can ransom them back to Santa for some pretty good loot.
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Hawkeye (@AmazingHawkeye) profile pictureHawkeye@AmazingHawkeye3 Nov 2023
I like the way you brush your hair.
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Every single time, I remember my first time.
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Do you even want to know the context for this t-shirt?
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