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Coors Banquet drinker | Alex Jones Follower | Travis Tritt #1 listener | Washed up linebacker (white) | VP of Lizard Lick Towing | Richie Incognito fan |

South Cackalacky, USA
Joined March 2023
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I’d meet prime Ray Lewis in the A gap before I let my girl go to a Halloween frat party with her rack hanging out
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Ronald “Oil Rig” Gorbachev retweeted
What kind of person becomes an elected official, and the first thing they do is post a foreign terrorist flag.
We made history. 🇵🇸
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Get Minter up and moving around
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BYE BYE BITCH!! DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA ON THE WAY OUT TO PHILLY BOZOS!! Aaron Nola will be rolling oil changes at the local jiffy lube come Monday!!
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Never know when your number could be called #expand
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If you went to lollapalooza please stay at least 50 yards away from me at all times #shrink
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Ronald “Oil Rig” Gorbachev retweeted
Easiest Super Bowl half time selection ever but instead we will get some degenerate, half illiterate retard.
Morgan Wallen’s “Been By Now” and Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” are competing for #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, per early forecasts. Both songs are discounted on iTunes. Wallen is eyeing his fifth #1 hit, Langley is seeking a milestone 16th week atop the chart.
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My girlfriend is driving me in her grandma’s golf cart and we’re listening to 22 by Taylor swift. Thank you sir may I have another?
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Also that Miss St/Georgia game might’ve been the craziest baseball game I’ve ever watched
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Updated the list
Specially curated list. Feel free to add
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Specially curated list. Feel free to add
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5 likes and I’ll slam my truck straight into Tyler Reddick’s car
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Ronald “Oil Rig” Gorbachev retweeted
“The Carolinas” 🤮 These three teams are in one state. The same state.
The Hurricanes are putting the Carolinas on their back in the postseason. 😳
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We’re going to beat you with hammers
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