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Bob Vagene retweeted
got my dick diced clean off me on the hibachi grill; the chef then flipped the tip into his hat to the applause of every white patron
Just turned on the news and saw they voted on everyone having to line up and fart on my balls and it passed with 87% approval I don’t make the rules
Bob Vagene retweeted
turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow
Fighting for my life on the toilet only to look between my legs and to my surprise seeing a full Ticonderoga #2 pencil floating in the bowl
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Son: Dad, why is my sisters name Rose?
Dad: Well that’s because your mother loves the flower.
Son: That makes sense, thanks dad!
Dad: No problem, Lott Dod.
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JUST IN: Chinese bride surprises her groom with a $12,000 Nvidia RTX 5090 GPU at their wedding, bringing him to tears.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video and photos are from a 2025 Chinese wedding (not a recent "JUST IN" event). The ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 was reported as ~$3000 at the time per launch pricing and contemporary coverage, not $12000.
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Bob Vagene retweeted
There’s a nonzero chance Brian Flores commandeers the pirate ship at Raymond James Stadium and starts shooting real cannonballs at Baker Mayfield on Sunday.
