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My daughter has just called an ostrich "a massive slag" in case BBC1 are looking to replace David Attenborough
#TheMatingGame
Curling is the screensaver of the Winter Olympics
#WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026
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Pensioners on the news worrying about heating their homes when the Winter Fuel allowance is cut.
Tough shit, Doris. Shouldn't have pissed all your money away on avocados and takeaway coffees!
#WinterFuelPayment #WinterFuelAllowance
Had a 40 minute training session on fire evacuation procedures and it could be summed up by saying "Run like fuck if you see a hot, burny thing!"
#BackToSchool #
Are you listing reasons why an Oasis reunion would be awful?
Then don't buy tickets!
#Oasis #oasisreunion
Shout out to this entry in the 'Edible Necklace' category
Everyone else went for sweets, but this legend went for Spaghetti and Meatballs
#TheRealWinner #DoncasterIsGreat #SaturdayMood
Floella Benjamin has aged much better than I have over the last 40+ years
#Playschool #TheOneShow
Worked out cost of planters/compost/seeds/water etc
Who wants to buy a courgette for 拢320?
#wednesdaythought #GardenersWorld
At a festival and my wife has just asked if there's an 'agenda' for the day
#FridayFeeling
