A few years ago, I read Acid Row by the brilliant Minette Walters. I keep thinking about it as I see this utter horrorshow unfold in the UK. It's a great read, but maybe a little triggering right now.
Alcaraz and Nadal playing together has real made-for-TV movie vibes. If I flick onto the hallmark channel, I feel like it might be playing on there. The young star, the legend, the unlikely pairing. I am here for it, I love it, I think they're both awesome ♥️
Final Olympic owning ceremony planning meeting:
So, we've got a wet weather plan, right?
Right?
#OpeningCeremony
#Paris2024
We're like 2 minutes in and Tom Hiddleston is making me cry! #OpeningCeremony #OlympicGames
There are goats and then there are absolute fucking legends. He'll be missed, but talk about going out on a high. #OhJimmyJimmy
HE'S DONE IT!!!!
MARK CAVENDISH TAKES A RECORD BREAKING 35TH TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE VICTORY 🇮🇲🚀
#TDF2024

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THIRTY FIVE! 🚀
Sir Mark Cavendish. Cycling's greatest ever sprinter.
#TDF2024
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Chris Patten, the sort of intelligent, morally-driven Tory that was permanently ostracised under the Johnson clownshow, has committed another murder.
He’s so angry he even swears twice.
I could watch this all day.
Absolutely superb, as always. 👏
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Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay
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I honestly can't believe that I need to recycle this post from 2017.
You'd have thought that 8 years of cartoons having a go at him would have done the job.
I have failed :(


















