Technically a veteran (and former CS), now dogs, sewing, baking, craft, gin and much other randomness in the Netherlands. She/her

Joined July 2015
Not me sobbing watching this, no, it's just the dust from sanding the shutters...
Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.
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Genius!!
Premiering November on networks everywhere. @wongbd
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A few years ago, I read Acid Row by the brilliant Minette Walters. I keep thinking about it as I see this utter horrorshow unfold in the UK. It's a great read, but maybe a little triggering right now.
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Alcaraz and Nadal playing together has real made-for-TV movie vibes. If I flick onto the hallmark channel, I feel like it might be playing on there. The young star, the legend, the unlikely pairing. I am here for it, I love it, I think they're both awesome ♥️
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Final Olympic owning ceremony planning meeting: So, we've got a wet weather plan, right? Right? #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024
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Damn that lack of edit button. I'm not paying for premium to change 'owning' to 'opening' 🤦🏼‍♀️
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We're like 2 minutes in and Tom Hiddleston is making me cry! #OpeningCeremony #OlympicGames
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There are goats and then there are absolute fucking legends. He'll be missed, but talk about going out on a high. #OhJimmyJimmy
England WIN! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 And with it, Jimmy Anderson has bowled his last ball for his country ❤️ Thank you and good luck, Jimmy 🙏
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Emma Ruddock retweeted
I had to make a 1 hour 45 minute round journey to hendon to vote because I didn't sort my postal vote in time - turns out it was EXTREMELY worth it 🌹
🔴 BREAKING: Labour GAIN Hendon from the Tories by just 15 votes Labour: 15,855 Conservative: 15,840
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What an absolute legend @MarkCavendish is. #win35 #TDF2024 #manxmissile
HE'S DONE IT!!!! MARK CAVENDISH TAKES A RECORD BREAKING 35TH TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE VICTORY 🇮🇲🚀 #TDF2024
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THIRTY FIVE! 🚀 Sir Mark Cavendish. Cycling's greatest ever sprinter. #TDF2024
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Truth.
BBC recipes are an invaluable asset to the nation. They're the only ones online that don't begin with a story about how the author discovered the recipe while travelling before settling down and having a wonderful family. Fuck off Tabitha, no one cares if you've been to Tibet.
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*chef's kiss 😂
The feeble attempt to remove the Led By Donkeys sign from the Nigel Farage event, with the song 'Right Said Fred' added.
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Emma Ruddock retweeted
Chris Patten, the sort of intelligent, morally-driven Tory that was permanently ostracised under the Johnson clownshow, has committed another murder. He’s so angry he even swears twice. I could watch this all day. Absolutely superb, as always. 👏
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Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay
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Emma Ruddock retweeted
I honestly can't believe that I need to recycle this post from 2017. You'd have thought that 8 years of cartoons having a go at him would have done the job. I have failed :(
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This is a really interesting thread.
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When I need to call out a plumber I’m grateful to pay £40/h because I don’t have the first clue how to fix my boiler, or the skills to fix a burst pipe Doctors are asking for half of that, to fix your kids In life we get the health services we pay for
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