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Tour Caddy, World Traveler and Concierge. I find the best things everywhere we go. Release the Kraken!

New zipcode every week
Joined March 2011
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I love most apple products, but AirPods Max is the biggest rip off 😂
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Interrupt the U.S. Open coverage for a good story developing on the @LPGA Two years ago I wrote a story about Riley Smyth. At the time she was on the Epson Tour and didn’t have great status. FOUR times she was the 1st alternate on site and didn’t get into those events. Later that year she finally got a few chances and took advantage. Played great later in the year and kept her Epson card. Last season back on Epson she played great, had two wins and graduated to the LPGA. This is her rookie year and to say it has been a struggle would be an understatement. When I saw her at Mizuho she was 0 for 7. I saw her in the parking lot and said hello. And she stopped and talked. Nothing ground breaking, just that she wasn’t used to the courses, was struggling with her swing a bit, concentrating too much on the cut line, etc. But the easy thing would have been to avoid the conversation, instead she answered my questions for 10 mins. It was much appreciated. Last week she missed the cut in Midland MI at the team event by one. That brought her to nine events played….zero made cuts. This week in Grand Rapids she opened with a -2 70, followed that with another 70 and easily made the cut by three. And today….she shot a bogey free five-under 67 and will go into tomorrow T7. A win is likely out of the question, she is six back, but a solid round would go a LONG way in turning around her season. Here is to a good one.
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Yesterday, Amari Avery became the first black player to win in the 46-year history of the Epson Tour.
The local takes home the #IOAChamp title 🏆
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Portland John retweeted
Never accept a counteroffer—even if it’s a 100% hike. Being in HR, I’ve seen this play out more times than you think. A candidate I was hiring for was earning 100,000. He got a new offer of 170,000, a solid jump. But within 15 minutes of the offer letter hitting his inbox, he backed out. His current company dangled a 190,000 counter-offer and he accepted it immediately. Fast forward 4 months… The same candidate messaged me again. His company had laid him off and replaced him with a cheaper resource. His message started with: Hi sir, I’m really sorry… do you have any openings? This is exactly why I keep saying this: 👉 A counter-offer is not a reward. It’s a strategy to buy time until they find someone cheaper. 👉 Loyalty doesn’t magically increase with money. 👉 If they valued you, they wouldn’t wait until your resignation to pay you fairly. Please don’t fall for counter-offers. It looks like a win… until it isn’t.
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Portland John retweeted
BREAKING: A source close to the US Ryder Cup team says that Keegan Bradley wants to hand co-captaincy to Phil Mickelson so Bradley can select himself for Team USA. A contingent of PGA Tour brass responded with threats to Bradley for him not to do it. A huge political battle is playing out behind the scenes as the PGA Tour once again stands in the way of what golfers and the fans want.
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Portland John retweeted
Replying to @GovBobFerguson
Bob Ferguson: - Signed the largest tax increase in state history into law - Prioritizes Illegal alien criminals over law-abiding Washingtonians You are a disgrace to the governor's office. And that's saying something considering we were stuck with Inslee for 12 years.
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Started the day watching a 15-year-old light up the LPGA. Ended the day writing about a 72-year-old who broke her age in a USGA championship. Only golf!
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HOLY CRAP The illegal alien truck driver who kiIIed 3 people, FAILED an English Language Assessment, getting only 2/12 answers right and identifying only 1/4 highway traffic signs. It was also discovered that WA and CA issued Singh a commercial driver's license despite not being eligible for it. Authorities in New Mexico also failed to issue ELP tests when Singh was stopped there for speeding..
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🚨 WHAT IS THIS?? James O’Keefe has footage of evidence of Universal Music Group, Fidelity, Bank of America, and Goldman Sachs PAYING OFF local governments TO NOT COOPERATE with federal agents Also paying them off to “stop deportation flights”
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Portland John retweeted
Replying to @DefiantLs
That’s nothing. They are spending a fortune to remodel every restaurant with a more “urban” look. Money flush. Could have put together a few training teams and hit the restaurants over 12 months to work on food quality, customer service and cleanliness. Fire the CEO and anyone else who thought this was a great idea.
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A few days ago, I got this message. Our @driveftf does everything we can to take care of all the requests we get for those in need. Even when it doesn’t make sense from a budget standpoint. Today we ordered this young man a brand new set of @CallawayGolf clubs. Play Well.
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How is this happening? The victim is sentenced to prison? Here’s a thought for anyone not wanting to get shot, Don’t Steal🤦‍♂️
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The more I watch Scottie in ’24-25, the more I wonder… is this run actually more impressive than Tiger’s early 2000s stretch?
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Portland John retweeted
If you could play golf only one final time what course would you play? Can be a course you’ve already played. Can be a course you’ve never played. Anything goes. It’s your last round of golf. Ever. Where is it? And why?
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I recently attended a a three credit professional training called “The Impact of Donald Trump on America- A Cultic Studies Perspective”, which instructed therapists to hate their Trump supporting patients. The course was held online on August 7, 2025. I was “taught” that if you voted for Trump, you are a part of a “cult on a national scale” that “presents an image of bringing the country back to a white majority and white power”. 🧵
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I'm gonna say @Mike_kim714 most engaging tour pro on @X
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American Nick Carlson’s season on the @HPlanner_Tour is pretty phenomenal considering 14 months ago he was coaching a D3 college team and living at his parents house. After college Carlson played professionally but as many players do, ran out of money often. So he worked whatever jobs he could and then take that money and play mini-tour events. Delivery driver, substitute teacher, etc. Then last year won a @NEXTGolfTour event and the next day quit his job as a D3 coach. Then he got thru all three stages of Euro Q-school and earned HP status. He went to South Africa to start the year, and put the trip on his credit card. That pressure is hard to comprehend, which many players go thru. He had to play well or face the fact his season might be over before it started. Made the cut the first week, finished 12th, and made $6,000. That helped get to the next few events, but travel is expensive and he ran out of money a couple more times. In fact in India he didn’t even have a flight home before he teed it up, he couldn’t afford it. Another made cut that week helped keep the season going. 10 events into the season Carlson finished T5. “Before that the bank account hit zero many times” And in the last nine weeks has been on an outstanding run. He’s made 9 of 9 cuts, including 6 top-25s. And has four top-12s in his last five events. He has moved all the way to 19th in points, the top 20 at the end of the season get their DP card. Pretty outstanding
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