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i have 4 neurons: xenoblade, cyberpunk 2077, baldur's gate 3 and mass effect

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Joined August 2010
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never kill yourself
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maria paula retweeted
Shepard vs Destroyer Happy N7 day! ❤️💙 #SaveMassEffect #N7Day
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I want to wish everyone a Happy N7 Day 🖤🤍❤️ #MassEffect #N7Day
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an english speaker could never come up with this
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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Mira papá de puro chocomilk y dormir hasta mediodía
I’m genuinely fucking crying at the Look on Link’s face 😭😭
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- Señor me da un tomate y tiene huevos? + Sí - a bueno me da entonces 12 tomates por favor
you got games on your phone?
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Con todos los tweets sobre la caída de los mercados bursátiles mundiales solo puedo pensar en una cosa: Increíblemente, el chavismo robó más
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Ahora tuister te deja ver tus propios tweets en orden de popularidad e increíble leerme cuando era “popular” acá hace como 5 años De repente me quemó el trabajo y me dejó de importar ser vocal con las cosas, tenia deudas que pagar y trabajo que hacer Y así nos hacen a muchos
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También que el internet dejó de sentirse privado e inconsecuente, mis chistes y opiniones ahora me los lanzo en persona con mi círculo social de confianza y se siente menos solitario que tuitear al vacío Menos con mis vainas de fandom, a nadie le gusta lo mismo q a mi irl lmao
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my procrastination/executive dysfunction moodboard
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Wondering if having no bridesmaids or a maid of honor when having a lot of female friendships speaks about my difficulties asking other people for help
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Or maybe it’s just this
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maria paula retweeted
#ResidentEvil (1/4) Love his true form. It's 16 pages in total!
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Esta dlv, pero mejor eso a como está haciendo un vecino mío, que sin plata para casarse le está pidiendo a sus padrinos de boda que le paguen la decoración, el traje, los zapatos y los accesorios porque “eso es lo que hace un padrino de bodas”
A mí lo que me parece surrealista es que para casarte necesites que por invitado te suelten X cantidad de dinero. Si tú invitas a alguien a tu boda lo estás *invitando*, no tendrían por qué regalar nada. Y si no te lo puedes costear, igual deberías revisar tus posibilidades😅
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Mientras le dice a su esposa que se contente con un vestido de SHEIN porque sólo para eso alcanza
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Wait but the only way that the Geth were alive at that point is 1- The quarians made them AGAIN, 2- Destroy ending didn’t destroy them all somehow???? Or 3- Control ending is canon and AI Shepard went rogue And synthesis in this universe wouldn’t make sense
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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I’m gonna legit die of sadness at this precise moment
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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Like shit WE WERE GONNA BE A MERC FOR THE SHADOW BROKER LIARA T’SONI??? CYBERPUNK AND MASS EFFECT ALL IN ONE?????? Ffs they’re killing me
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Fuck AI (1/15)
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I’ve always worked from home and I haven’t only survived, but got a mortgage, a car, a stable easy job and a good name on my career No need to work in-office with ADHD if you know well how to separate your work space and devices from the rest of your home and personal devices
how to survive adhd - be medicated on work days (non negotiable) - do something that interests you and doesnt require sitting and writing in front of computer too much - NEVER WORK FROM HOME - always make social plans with friends that you are comfy with on weekend (no masking)
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maria paula retweeted
el avance de la ultraderecha en América Latina: tema super discutido la dictadura chavista de 30 años en Venezuela: tema sensible
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