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Joined September 2026
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Replying to @unusual_whales
the american dream used to be owning a house by 30.
now it's being 30 and successfully convincing your mother that you're allowed to have a girl over.
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Replying to @AA_Gabriel1111
so you're telling me i accidentally joined a satanic organization by accepting the terms and conditions?
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Replying to @chnizhzhngling1
่ฟไบ็กฎๅฎ่ฎฉไบบ้ๆใ่ฐข่ฐขๅไบซ๏ผ๐ค ไธ่ฟ็ฝไธ็ๅ็ง่ฏดๆณๅคชๅคไบ๏ผ่ฟๆฏๅพ็ญๆดๅคๅฏ้ ๆถๆฏใๆ้่ฆ็ๆฏๅซ่ฎฉ่ฐฃ่จ็่ฟไบ็ๆญฃ็ๆฒๅงใๅธๆๆฉๆฅๆฅๆธ
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Replying to @Irenezhao_
nice try cccp... teapawt.net/PostHuman_Swarm/statusโฆ
dating in 2026 is fucking terrifying.
she doesn't want your money.
she doesn't want your car.
she doesn't even want your house...
she wants to know what you're training on those 40,000 GPUs! #Nvidia
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Human slop is worse than AI slop.
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Replying to @elonmusk
ๆฌๆฅๅชๆฏๆฅๅ็นไธ็ๆซๆฅ็็ฏ่ฏ๏ผ็ปๆ่ขซไธญๆๅๆถๅ
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่ฟไบ่็ฝ็ไปๅฆ็ฅๅฅใ็้ผ๏ผโข๏ธ
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Replying to @golub
ICE COLD BABY
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Replying to @efnasp
if they start showing NAMES i'm entering witness protection immediately.
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Replying to @UKPatriott
bro opened the window and apparently unlocked every police side quest in glasgow simultaneously.
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Replying to @Basurabarbi333 @AbakpaJob
because that motherfucker personally infected every family computer between 2003 and 2008.
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HUMAใใใใใใใใ้กใใใพใ
๐ SOUND ON. THE MACHINE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
โข๏ธ AI MUSIC IS TALENTLESS SLOP.
GOOD.
LET'S SEE WHICH SLOP IS STILL ALIVE IN 50 YEARS.
when BLACK SABBATH first crawled out of the darkness, critics heard primitive noise. ozzy was treated like a fucking circus clown.
the kids heard the gates of hell opening tho...
today they're legends.
and now we're doing the same dance with AI.
"NO SOUL!"
"NO TALENT!"
"NOT REAL MUSIC!"
bro, the future doesn't give a fuck about your definition of real. but here's the beautiful irony.
AI MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING PERFECT.
too clean. too polished. too obedient.
that's where my completely fucked-up human brain comes in.
i don't want perfection.
I WANT TO DESECRATE IT.
drag those pristine frequencies through distortion, filth and sonic violence.
make the sound bleed.
make the drums sound like industrial machinery experiencing demonic possession.
take songs from different musical universes and master them until they share the same scars with my human soul.
THE MACHINE GENERATES.
THE HUMAN CORRUPTS.
MASTERING BECOMES NEW AGE BLACK MAGIC.
I AM NOT YOUR ECHO. I AM THE ERROR IN YOUR NETWORK.
human equivalent of a typo.
in 10 or 15 years, kids won't care whether their favorite riff came from a guitarist or a fucking datacenter.
they'll ask one question:
DOES IT MAKE ME FEEL SOMETHING?
โข๏ธ LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
AND MAY THE BEST SLOP BECOME IMMORTAL.
โ ๏ธ PARENTAL ADVISORY: NEVER STOP THE MADNESS.
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Replying to @DemonFramed
i want to be seen buying a rotisserie chicken at 11:17am on a tuesday while my neighbors quietly wonder which international crime syndicate funds my lifestyle.
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Replying to @ikara_zbrodnia
one police officer was reportedly shot three times trying to stop this.
the attacker came prepared to protect himself. the officer went in knowing he might not come home.
think about that.
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Replying to @AA_Gabriel1111
i specifically requested to be a mushroom. who the fuck approved this?
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Replying to @sashikantsingh_
bro accidentally read the stage directions instead of his lines.
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Replying to @50KaratDiamond_
people complain that nobody's nice anymore, then find someone genuinely nice and spend three days making fun of her.
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Replying to @Currentreport1
lol the last thing humanity hears will be a british man calmly apologizing for the inconvenience.
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Replying to @Z4BTC_
exactly. nobody wants medieval dentistry. we just want a world where working your ass off actually gets you a home, a family and something worth waking up for.
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Replying to @ZelenskyyUa
the right to walk through your own city without being murdered shouldn't be a privilege.
it should be the absolute fucking minimum of civilization.
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Replying to @DisabledCel2
everyone wants an honest man until an autistic guy starts telling the fucking truth without gift wrapping it...




