Chris

@CarParkAtHay Hi - do you have any spaces available to book tomorrow?

@CarParkAtHay Hi - do you have any parking spaces left to book for tomorrow?

Look at my lovely Mothers Day flowers!

Playing level 670 today and the game keeps freezing. I'm just about to play the winning switch and it has done it again!!! #CandyCrushSaga

@SP_EnergyPeople This doesn't work if you haven't been able to log into your online account for nearly two years!

@SP_EnergyPeople If you DM an email address I will send you the list of issues I have had with SP over the last 2 years. Is too long to DM

@SP_EnergyPeople Complaint and account numbers DM'd. Hope this can be finally resolved with your help

@SP_EnergyPeople ...they are doing. However since I CAN'T LOG INTO MY ACCOUNT I shall hold you and the ombudsman in reserve.

@SP_EnergyPeople ...to try and resolve the problems. I have just had an email from them saying that I need to log into my account to see...

@SP_EnergyPeople Thank you for your concern, however I was promised that someone from your complaints department would phone me today ...

@SP_EnergyPeople Almost 2 years with Scottish Power and still unable to log into my account. I'm just off to find an alternative supplier!

@elzybubb @WearyWithToil Only if I can have one too - I miss @WearyWithToil sooo much!

@WearyWithToil It's much easier to try and be a hero when someone brave like you is around xxx

@WearyWithToil You're always in my heart but never more so than today xxx

@WearyWithToil My Granddaughter used to tell me that she was a Superhero and apparently they don't NEED sleep xx

@WearyWithToil ...might be

@WearyWithToil I can always rely on you to make it so. xx

1 Secretly scrap Trident, but tell everyone we still have it. 2 "Find" a spare £100bn for the NHS, free lager etc.

Bill Bailey has come up with a brilliant idea on Twitter.

Reports in the Pembroke area, of aliens invading vegetable plots and masquerading as parsnips