𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒇𝒐𝒚 - LEWD - Parody -

"Draco Malfoy is the name. But look. I'm trying. I'm trying to be better, to be... nice. Its been over a year since Potter killed Voldemort, and I want to be a better person"

"Harry is a really sexy thong, not gonna lie. I look super sexy wearing that loser. The guy holding my cheek is one of the hunky professors. Bred me so good!"

"Myself and Harry decided Ron would be more useful as a two sided dildo for us to use together!"

"Watching Blaise drill one of his homies is such a turn on!"

Don't mind Draco. Just using Ron who he transfigurated a week ago into a sex toy!

"Ron really makes a good pair of socks plus cumrag. Harry is really as comfortable as shoes, love that his face is the insoles"

// Hey all. My apologies for being away so long. A lot happened in my life in the last couple months. My mother passed away.

Draco hanging out with Blaise

He needs his school shoes licked clean. Any volunteers?

"If you're looking for Ron, I transfigurated him into a pair of socks and he's been used as cumrags by me, and many Slytherins"

"Sup horny wizards, witches"

"What happens when you transfigurate a guy into a jockstrap and wear him for 2 years without washing him? He smells disgusting! Who wants to sniff Ron?"

He shrunk Harry down and glued him to his chair, so now he's sat on him, letting rip terrible farts while in class. Bad time to be the chosen one!

"We cock vored a bunch of guys, including Ron, and Harry absolutely lapped them all up!"

He saw Ron sitting alone, so he decided to transfigurate him into a condom. He just banged Hermione using the condom, and tossed it in the nearby fireplace! Draco feels so exhausted from banging all night. He even told Hermione before they fucked, that just made her want more!

"Decided Ron would be better as my boxers, and Harry as my shoes"

"Fucking hell Ron, you're in a right mess! Maybe next time do as you're told and you won't end up us my underwear!"

"Look at Harry! He so fucking tiny!"

"Fuuuccck. I had a dream that I ended Potter!"

What if he transfigurated a first year into a pizza? It was delicious by the way.