Those poor orcas are dead :(

Literally cannot think of a single thing the Monarchy has done for Canada in the last 100+ years. They're literally useless

We will though, because the Canadian West never had cowboys like the American West. Their first cowboys were the King’s lawmen, sent west to impose his majesty’s law and order. Recasting Alberta as a land defined by independence and liberty is a turn of the century American myth, brought north by later American settlers and imposed on Canadian history. It was then reinforced by American cultural influence. The North West Mounted Police, who established Fort Calgary and asserted federal authority across the region, were sent west precisely to prevent the kind of lawlessness that defined the American frontier. Sir John A. Macdonald’s forcing the railroad coast to coast and cutting off the Americans from owning the whole west coast ensured there was no frontier as in the Great Plains or California. We will bring Alberta back into the fold.

"I know very well that the monarchy is not popular among people. That's fine. But the reality is Canada is a constitutional monarchy." He adds that politicians must "obey the supreme law of the land," or "you know what we end up with? Donald Trump."

You could actually kneecap both separatist movements by building the pipelines, fundamentally overhauling equalization, restoring provincial autonomy, and finally recognizing Alberta’s central contribution to the prosperity of Confederation. Give Alberta the freedom to develop its resources, guarantee access to international markets through Canadian ports, and stop treating the province’s most productive industries as political liabilities. Reform the fiscal relationship so that Alberta isn’t perpetually expected to shoulder a disproportionate share of the federal burden without having a meaningful say in how the country is governed. Recognize the distinct political traditions, heritage, and identity of Western Canada, and give the province sufficient autonomy to govern its own affairs. For Quebec, defend French Canadian culture, identity, and heritage while finally integrating them properly into the national identity. Establish a separate national holiday commemorating the founding of the colony of Canada in 1608, in addition to Dominion Day, recognize French Canadians as the first Canadians, and guarantee Quebec sufficient provincial autonomy. You’d practically wipe out Quebec separatism, and accusations of cynical manipulation would fall on deaf ears. Unlike our federalist predecessors in the twentieth century, who completely and utterly destroyed Canada’s bicultural national identity, courted French Canadian support before abandoning the very principles they claimed to uphold, and ultimately embraced mass immigration from the Third World, we actually believe in the two founding peoples. Many of us are ourselves of French Canadian descent. If, after all that good faith, it still isn’t enough for some, and they insist on taking a mile for every inch they’re given, you can disregard anything they have to say and apply the friend and enemy distinction accordingly. Do they genuinely want the success and prosperity of the country as a whole, or are selfishness, vanity, and resentment their entire modus operandi? If the answer is no, then they’re your political enemies, and every measure available should be used to preserve Confederation. They don’t get endless opportunities to ruin the lives of millions of people through their own arrogance, selfishness, and resentment. Frankly, they’re lucky we even entertain the idea of seceding from a G7 nation. Try pulling that shit in the US or Europe.

What could have been...