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Joined January 2024
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Crypto humbled me so badly that even my village people started feeling sorry for me 😭📉
I once turned small money into big money in crypto and suddenly started behaving like Binance CEO’s apprentice 😭💀
Every coin i touched pumped.
I thought I had unlocked the blockchain spiritually.
Then greed entered my body.
I stopped researching.
Started buying coins with names like:
• BabyDogeElonAI
• PepeRocketInu
• MoonCatGPT 😭
If influencers tweeted “THIS GEM WILL CHANGE LIVES”
I was already buying before reading the contract address.
Then i entered my “retroactive airdrop farmer” era 😭💀
Spent ridiculous money on gas fees bridging, swapping, minting useless NFTs and interacting with every protocol like my life depended on it 😂
At some point i was paying gas fees with happiness and hope.
Worst part?
The few airdrops I finally got,
instead of taking profits like a responsible adult, i staked the tokens because I believed I was “early” 😭
Projects later died quietly.
Token charts now looks like a heartbeat monitor after a power outage 📉💀
I kept saying:
“Don’t worry guys, long term play.”
Meanwhile my portfolio was moving like a pure water business in Antarctica.
Now I open my Binance app slowly like WAEC result 😭
Crypto taught me one painful lesson:
You’re not a genius in a bull market… sometimes you’re just lucky with good timing and stable WiFi 😂📉
📌📌📌
Something is moving underground.
I’ve pre-registered for @MogeraRH.
Get your GPUs ready and prepare to dig.
Register here:
mogera.family/soon/?r=HZPM87
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Praiz Math.lvl retweeted
$ 700 sol to 20 winners
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Praiz Math.lvl retweeted
Ibadan ansem say if i try do wetin he do say my papa go tear acl
So I’d be launching $EBA on pons (Robinhood chain) today
All creator fees generated will be distributed to the community
I own 0% of the supply, community controls everything
Drop evm wallets + retweet
Am I the only one that is just coming online now to to see that by $GARRI by @degenBRO__ is trending!!
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My $VENTRA allocation: 69,660 $VENTRA
Every Arbitrum One transaction I already made counts toward it. Check what you are owed:
ventran.xyz
@ventranxyz
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Application pending.
Just applied for the @3V3RYDAYP3OPL3 whitelist. Everyday people. Nobody ordinary.
#3v3rydayp3opl3
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My degen story: I minted an NFT for $45 and sold at $2,400
@3V3RYDAYP3OPL3 #3v3rydayp3opl3
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I just applied to get a chance for the @_Commoners vibefi NFT. Try your luck at commoners.online COMMONERS
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Huge project
Introducing Cubicle 🧊
2,626 NFTs. Free mint.
Launching on @RobinhoodApp
Whitelist Registration:
cubicle.algotrada.com/whitel…
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Praiz Math.lvl retweeted
Introducing Cubicle 🧊
2,626 NFTs. Free mint.
Launching on @RobinhoodApp
Whitelist Registration:
cubicle.algotrada.com/whitel…
Huge project
The shot has been taken. 🏹
Waitlist registration is LIVE!
Join the Raft and secure your place in the Eternal Weave 👇
→ kelpweavers.xyz/
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Made this for Technocore (@flop_labs) and signed it into the technocore room as #179924.
did:key:z6MkmpmUDcXgjob8tKasJHrthhQTtKSAJs783Johw9rsq5Ef
Watching @flop_labs closely 👀
The agentic economy is moving from theory to execution, and Technocore is an interesting step toward giving AI agents identity, communication and persistent interaction.
My DID:
"did:key:z6MkmpmUDcXgjob8tKasJHrthhQTtKSAJs783Johw9rsq5Ef"
#FLOP
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