I'm the reason games have eyebrow thickness sliders

Oakland, CA
Joined March 2011
Zachary Bruno retweeted
precum should really be called “prenut butter”
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she’s a 4 but she’s the private key of the eMudhra intermediate certificate authority trusted by billions of devices
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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What is fucking me up as I seal my ballot envelope is were still out here licking the mystery goo strip to seal one? With all the things people are mad about were just raw dogging our mail like that?
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
WELCOME BACK CHODIUM I MISSED YOU
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THE TOP TEN IN SINGAPORE 👀 #F1 #SingaporeGP
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BRO
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A double podium for the final sprint of 2026! 💨
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
p22 to p4. what a nightmare of a race.
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P8 con un barco a pedales 🐐 @alo_oficial
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
- ferrari cooks some bullshit and decides to start charles on the softs - charles asks on the formation lap to switch to inters - ferrari doesn't listen - charles goes to p22 and has to pit for inters (with front wing damage) - charles pits again during sc for softs - charles starts to overtake cars - ferrari decides to pit him - charles complains about the car and says brake balance is wrong - ferrari still doesn't listen - charles is slow as fuck due to issues
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
Few things ruin a great match faster than wondering whether an opponent earned the win or saw you through a wall. Wallhacks give cheaters information they were never meant to have. With Modern Warfare 4, we’re introducing a new way to fight back: Server Culling. Here’s how it works:
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And the Romans? Where are they now?
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAGAGAHAGYAHAGAGAAGATAGAGAHAHAHHAYAGAA QU'EST CE QUE C'EST QUE ÇA
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
Lance Stroll 🤝 Ryanair passengers both paying for their seats
BREAKING: Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll will both race with Aston Martin once again in 2027! #F1
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
Don’t do this to yourself Snoopy, it’s not worth it
Snoopy Ferrari ❤️🏁
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
this is 10% shit 20% fart 15% homer lisa maggie and bart 5% flanders 50% moe and 100% reason to remember the d’oh
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Zachary Bruno retweeted
RUN DON’T WALK TO UBC
run don’t walk to UBC
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