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What it do? I’ve never caught a T-shirt at a professional sporting event

New York, New York
Joined July 2011
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The Roman Empire??? I’m too worried about the fact that Mike Tomlin has wasted 12 years of the Steelers franchise while he’s busy convincing the world he’s a great coach
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Well this is problematic for culinary education
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The pet cemetery doc on HBO is a must watch
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Will be tough to decipher since my banker is calling me often
The perfect storm is frontier models finding obscure security vulnerabilities at breakneck pace while voice models become indecipherable from human speech. When a model hits a roadblock, it will just spoof Caller ID as your bank and call you, pretending to be your banker.
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It takes a lot for a fight to move the needle for me, but this blew my shit clean off (crazy style)
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How is this Ohio states back up???
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Brian Kelly when the Maryland job opens up
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Tensions are currently at an all time high on @PardonMyTake. Hank is back. PFT has basically accepted that the commanders are bad in perpetuity and hasn’t fully accepted that Jayden might not be the guy. Big cat feels uncomfortably good. Ben Johnson is the guy but will caleb take the next step? Max hates sports. Memes is on to basketball season. Zack is just here for a good time.
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Chris Fowler “(he’s) still running!” @PFTCommenter
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Today we honored one of the greatest callers in DP show history. RIP CIS ❤️
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• Your “family members” faking injuries while acting like petulant children • Captain Cam, who has never won anything, setting standard for prioritizing financial greed over winning • TJ throwing a bigger fit about not winning individual awards than never winning a playoff game • TikTok dances while getting asses kicked at home during 4th quarter of playoff game in same week said player publicly mocked the opposition • A spineless owner • A directionless GM • Devin Bush a fan of dead cats • James Harrison falling asleep in meetings • Chase Claypool being all about Chase Claypool • DK Metcalf assaulting other team’s fans and making fun of his own while being one of the biggest busts in team history • Patrick Queen and his business decisions last week • An army of players acting like jerks and forcing their way out mid-season • Incompetent assistant coaching hires based on cheapness or nepotism That’s just off the top of my head. I’d say a lot has changed in the last few years, none of it good. As far as I can tell, the dignity possessed by people like Jerome Bettis and Troy Polamalu appears to very much be in the rear view mirror. On and off the field, the Steelers have problems. And they are many.
I could have sworn the saying around here was "Once a Steeler, Always a Steeler." What changed?
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Tomlin is gone. Move on. He wasn’t the answer anymore, obviously. McCarthy isn’t either. The “miss Tomlin?” crowd is missing the point. The mistake was not letting Tomlin go. It was time. The mistake was not hiring a younger, innovative coaching staff.
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This is, without a doubt, the worst imitation of rap I’ve ever heard released on a wide scale
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How the fuck did Quiznos collapse and Subway thrived?
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This is one of the wildest games I’ve ever seen of any sport
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Cracked pepper turkey is far and away the best deli meat @Guardabascio. Listeria be damned!
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We have the technology to clone small animals but we can’t update the NJ Transit schedule on the screen in real time
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Weirdest 4-1 series win of all time. Brunson is a fuckin dog
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They just let him bring his dog everywhere?
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My daughter is currently at the stage where she’s making guttural sounds like chris berman 24/7
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