JW Wharton

Actually, I won’t disagree. Had me curious

It’s all about connections, Scott — as you know too well. These are elites within elites. Not so much about ability as it is connections with that UConn board. That former prez from years ago had to find out the hard way, unfortunately 🫥

Outlook’s down as I’m emailing essays back to students. Oh well, who needs grades anyway

During class, a student noticed my Twitter account had the “verified” checkmark… Me: nooooooo, I’m LEGACY checkmark — I’ve been having it before everyone had it Her: ohhhhh you’re actually legit Everyone: 😂😂😂😆😆😆 Me, looking at everyone:

My dad, a lifelong Democrat, called peppering me with questions about Connecticut’s state legislative races but not believing me… Him: so there’ll only be THREE Republicans in the senate, are you sure about that?! Me:

At my fraternity conference talk on fashion, I called out 3 guys wearing black shirts… Me: lemme guess, y’all are from Jersey Them:

After the plane landed in Indianapolis, I was scurrying to get out but a nice guy said… Him: noooo, you can go first Me, forgetting how I miss Midwest nice…