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Joined April 2010
Child writes someone a letter, and in doing so succinctly summarizes the purpose of writing someone a letter.
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β€œYour call has been forwarded to boy smell.”
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β€œWhat would happen if you poured @Gatorade down a Venus flytrap’s throat?”
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β€œPeople have their own perspection about things.”
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Preschool Gems πŸ’Ž retweeted
kids are so funny. i told the little girl who lives in my building that i liked her princess costume & her sister immediately goes β€œi’m eating an apple” and i just had to be like β€œomg yum!”
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My 7 year old is in the 99th percentile for pranking.
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Preschool Gems πŸ’Ž retweeted
children are so progressive now, i just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say β€œshould we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” β€œtwo dads…but one is evil.”
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Today I bundled up my own 5 year old and put him in a cute warm hat. I got him into the car and drove him to school. No one stopped and questioned us, or detained him or used him for bait to detain his family members. Abolish ICE is the moderate position at this point.
This is Liam Conejo Ramos. This is the 5 year old child ICE grabbed in Minnesota today. They used him as bait to get his father. They’ve sent this toddler to detention instead of letting him stay with family. A masked man grabbed a toddler off the street in broad daylight.
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Please join me in celebrating the life of my friend Josh today. Enjoy a great song Connect with a friend Show solidarity to a colleague Share a special moment with your kid Most importantly, please register as a bone marrow donor and share this link: my.nmdp.org/s/join?language=…
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Can you please ask 5 friends to do the same? Donation is not invasive or painful, and can save a life. The more people who register, the more likely it is that everyone who needs a match finds one. my.nmdp.org/s/join?language=…
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If you can’t donate or recruit people in the right age group to donate, you can make a donation to help cure aplastic anemia: aamds.org/donate
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β€œI brought the dog that I pretend to be to school with me and, well, it caused a bit of mischief.”
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At my (3yo twin) nephews’ preschool, they have a policy of not naming the other child involved on β€œouch reports.” This is what my sister got when one twin bit the other 😭
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🧡🩸❀️I need your help! My dear friend has run out of treatment options for aplastic anemia, with the exception of a bone marrow donor, and he currently does not have a match. Could you please fill out this form and order your kit to get a cheek swab? πŸ™ dkms.org/get-involved/become…
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Donating bone marrow is not the painful and arduous process it once was – it's essentially as simple as giving blood. And you could save a life! I don’t usually post requests like this. If you’re reading this, thank you so much. It really means the world to me. 🫢
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Please, please right now, go to one of the following sites (depending on location) and register with this specific org to get registered and see if you’re a match. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ USA: dkms.org/get-involved/become… πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ UK: dkms.org.uk/get-involved/bec… πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ DE: dkms.de/aktiv-werden/spender…
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My friend has a 3 year old child, and he needs to be there to help his son grow and thrive in these precious early years, and beyond.🌻
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β€œA Tyrannosaurus rex wouldn’t do a good job ruling the world, would he?”
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Preschool Gems πŸ’Ž retweeted
Report from 5yo’s school
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β€œHere’s something funny: shrimp pansy!”
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