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People don’t know what a collapse is 😭😭
Why is gold collapsing???
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“My life is gta 6” #gimmick
Replying to @SpawnYaardReply
Yeah it's called irl 😂😂😂? Like I'm not playing a video game to mimic my IRL life. I'm playing a video game to escape reality...... FF, Zelda, phantom blade, control, crimson desert, cyberpunk, mass effect trilogy all things I could never do irl 😂😂😂.
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Replying to @SarahHuckabee
so what think tank decided for all you guys to overnight change the black welfare queen talking point to young male gamers lmfao
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GUYS GUYS CALIFORNIA IS A DUMMYMANDER IF R's WIN BY 14 POINTS!!!!
Congrats to @NCGOP on becoming the encyclopedia example of a dummymander. I hope this will motivate you to spend less time suppressing voters and more time delivering for them!
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I’m double ready for GTA 6 😭😭
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An interesting thought experiment that shows the average person has no idea how inflation affects their own wealth.
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Look at those downvotes
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Saw a guy in man united kit in uni
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Right-wingers don't even say TND or billions must die anymore. They just post clips of rabbis claiming gentiles don't have the right to live.
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Life since joining Tate Fc
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>Somalia is on the brink of famine
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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US aid to Somalia exceeded $7 billion from FY2015-FY2025 per official US government data, before sharp cuts and pauses in 2025-2026 following allegations of waste, theft, and diversion including a destroyed US-funded warehouse. foreignassistance.gov apnews.com/article/trump-… fews.net/east-africa/so…
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Deleted and pre-downloaded Gta 6 again for another free surge of dopamine
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How do i apply to israel fc
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"One Final Ride" instead of just playing GTA6 on the 18th. #GimmickFC #gimmick
JUST IN: GTA 5 community plans "one final ride" through Los Santos on November 18, the night before GTA 6's release.
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