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streaming on https://teapawt.net/t.co/Mdz1dpmV99 + vids on YT. autoimmune disease + OCD champion. MFA valedictorian. smart & good. had a bs 360. hoops➡️ @fullcourtmess_

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Joined June 2014
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Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II My first of many. Out now. youtu.be/6L0-GagCfM0
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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Rudy Gobert indestructible
Every bum in the league healthier than ever
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james dolan has some real competition for most embarrassing and pathetic team owner and still manages to be the worst
James Dolan is reportedly upset with Knicks players because they don’t want to visit the White House, per @stephenasmith
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Stay mad twitter. See y’all soon 😘
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ummmm… hate to be that person,.. but they only do this when they are stressed and feeling inadequate and insecure about themselves
i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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Wow Aaron Sorkin you wrote a script?? And it's about the importance of journalism?? And there's a big speech??? How about you write a script about doing a kickflip you dumb fucking bastard
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“Here I go diggin’ in again” has stayed with me since this came out
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you’re telling me a butter milked this biscuit?
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New ep where we mourn our nor cal teams and ponder upon which nba players would play best in jeans
New EP! Reporting in with some impressions of the first couple days of the season, more Kristaps updates, and a very important discussion on who would play well in jeans. Available everywhere! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @Nintendo Switch 2 PLUS 1 of 3 Games! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 10/31/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Halloween Candy?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2: Choose Your Game Bundle (includes choice of either Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Pokémon Pokopia digital game download) will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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New EP! Reporting in with some impressions of the first couple days of the season, more Kristaps updates, and a very important discussion on who would play well in jeans. Available everywhere! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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ethan and hila klein were doomed to fail as a couple half addicted to uppers and half addicted to downers
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the unfortunate collapse of Converse / Cons skateboarding does mean that you can now find some of their better models at places like Ross and Marshals for real cheap. got these for $22
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me when I’m poop and I get outdone by diarrhea
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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this clip played in my head as i tweeted this
nathan fielder does comedy thats like kind of his thing
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I could tell you right now that contrary to these reports, mercury has been in the gatorade and i’ve been drinking it down on the daily over the last month
Mercury is in retrograde again until November 13.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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The 15/50 shooting kings player of the future
According to @Stathead , the most Field Goals Attempts in the first 2 games to start a career since 1975-76: 1. Darius Acuff Jr: 50 (👑) 2. Ron Harper: 47 3. Kevin Durant: 45 4. VJ Edgecombe: 41 5. Dikembe Mutombo: 40 Acuff is going to let it fly this season and I'm here for it
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We’re so back
what a collapse from the Warriors man
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There has never been a more extremely divorced man
holy shit it’s actually fucking over
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