Steve H. | The Gardener

"I'm not as stupid as I look. And I'm aware of how dumb I look." ▪a/b/o verse, Alpha ▪Single Ship - MV - AU ▪Mama Bear mentality ▪Eager to please ▪DMs open for plot ▪Please RT to spread the word

Not Steve getting ready for date night with @DefectInMyDNA. He's got the flowers, a nice suit that Brandi helped him pick out, and he's clean shaven and trimmed his hair. He's so beyond ready.

Sneaks in behind @DefectInMyDNA and wraps his arms around the blonde, pressing a kiss on his cheek.

"I don't like spicy. Well a little spice is okay, like a jalapeño."

"So is it like spicy or something?"

"If you don't wanna share, you can just say you don't wanna share. I won't get mad."

"See, your voice just went a little high pitched at the end. That means you're hiding somethin'."

"Babe? What are you hiding?"

"What and what now?"

"Wait... see my bet.... Oh wait so $60 on Brandi and $10 on Gray."

"So $40 on Brandi and $10 on Gray?"

"We can't all bet on Brandi..."

"Wait, babe, you're betting on Grayson?!"

"I bet...$20 on Brandi."

"I'd get under cover."

"Well, yeah but I'd rather not. I mean...two Alphas? Ouch."

LOUD WHINING FOR CUDDLES.

Whistles innocently.