There's a smart person here somewhere, but it ain't on this. I make food 😮 GT: Killmanjaro81 (he/him)

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined March 2010
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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This is singlehandedly the biggest difference between right wingers and everybody else in modern day politics. When centrists or left leaning parties lose a democratic election, they concede and try again a couple years later. When right wingers lose, they scream election fraud and hope that it sticks without even understanding that the acceptance of an election is the single most important thing in democratic societies. Actively destroying the populations trust in the results can not be in anyone's interest who wants to keep the democracy alive.
Trump slams 'rigged' Brazil election
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Funny how 'keep politics out of hockey' never seems to apply when it's about conservative politics
I just wanted to send a thank you to the voters of British Columbia for showing up and voicing your opinion on the change in leadership this past weekend. I love my country and my now home province of BC and am optimistic this change will allow one of the most beautiful places in the world to prosper even further. I wish @LDoerkson and his team nothing but the best in the work that’s ahead. 🇨🇦
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“Nothing to do with hockey”
Funny how 'keep politics out of hockey' never seems to apply when it's about conservative politics
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I hope the viewership is low as fuck and they abandon this ridiculous paywall venture. It’s gotten so expensive to watch AT HOME and that’s pitiful.
Alberta will play host to both national games in Canada tonight exclusively on Sportsnet+. The Flames (3-0-0) host the Maple Leafs (4-0-0) with both teams on a win streak, while Leon Draisaitl and Connor McDavid aim for a fifth consecutive multi-point game.
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This is just what right-wingers worldwide are gonna do every time they lose an election now.
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro: It is impossible to recognize the election results in the context of how these things happened. We are going to use our legal team, we are going to request the annulment of these elections.
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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“Honey we can’t buy eggs, we have to set aside $7 to bomb the kids in Gaza. Remember?” Abdul El-Sayed is absolutely crushing it. This is the most brilliant ad of all time 👏🏼
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Funny how 'stay out of our politics' only ever seems to apply southbound at the border. Also worth reminding our American friends that 'Conservative' doesn’t translate the same way up here. Disagree with them or not, traditional Canadian conservatism (mostly) is still built on fiscal policy and institutions, not a personality cult, vaccine-to-crocodile conspiracies, imaginary transoceanic swimming caravans, or blaming the housing crisis on washroom signs.
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The hardest line in all fiction.
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Conservatives: Canada is poorly run. Housing and healthcare are terrible. Also conservatives:
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ITS CROCTOBER BABY
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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I know we all have fun making jokes about Geoff but I will never forget the clip of him going on Fox News in 2007 to defend Mass Effect's inclusion of a gay romance and challenging the hosts by telling them to actually play the game instead of making baseless bigoted claims
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There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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"Bioware shut down. Damn immigrants." - a Conservative Party that is definitely not out of touch and definitely knows why their support is so low
BioWare, the Edmonton studio that gave us Mass Effect, is being shuttered. Canadian jobs, gone. At the same time, the Liberals are making it easier for corporations to skip Canadians and hire from abroad. We need immigration policy that puts Canadian workers first.
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You’ve done more for humanity in 10 days than Elon musk has done in 10 years
Pokemon football is fun but what about baseball? Introducing ALL-22 SLUGGER ⚾️ Hit nukes with Pikachu, throw Mind Benders with Mewtwo, or take on the Gym Challenge. Build your lineup and play now. Oh... and the bat is a giant Sudowoodo. all22pokemon.com/baseball
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