Lord Justin Keenan (@Pri6oner) profile picture

Consumer of fine ales and Lord Keenan of a 1m plot of land (plot 3612b) overlooking coniston water.

Joined June 2013
Fuck You Adobe! I didn't opt in. I didn't ask you to install Adobe Express Photos.. Your auto update add-in of an additional piece of software that I didn't want means I'm uninstalling everything Adobe! SELL ME THE IDEA OR BENEFITS FIRST! ASK ME FIRST! FUCK YOU!
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Was warned not to buy Vauxhall. 2 months in and I now realise why! The car is great the support is abysmal!
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I hope I'm at the end of my Samsung drama, but also at the end of the day, despite apologies, I will never, ever, recommend Samsung to anyone ever again. I've personally, with family & friends bought thousands worth of gear. Never again. The trust has gone!
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Got to say #northbar #alfreds #therest have long lost the plot. Not been a drinkable draught lager on for what feels like for ever! Solution to bad beer has always been to put up bottles of pilsner prices! No give the customer what they want! Shameful!
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Is a 76% satisfaction rating with for online repairs bragging rights? Sounds like a massive failure to me! 23 days and no one can give me an answer! I have no idea if/when I will get my phone back! I'm no longer #Samsung @SamsungUK
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Replying to @SamsungMobile
@SamsungMobile your shite Ai support can't help me get an update on my repair that's been stuck in limbo. It's now been 22 days and stuck at repair in progress. The number to contact the repair center boasts about a 76% satisfaction rating with the repair process? Really?
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Replying to @SamsungMobile
@SamsungMobile no more! Over 20 days to fix a phone, no resolution yet & Ai chatbot support delivering nothing but false promises. I'm done! U got too big, ecosystem has failed. My tags, watches, TV's over time will be replaced. Get support wrong and you fail! You've lost a fan!
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Replying to @Uber
@Uber so I got this email. Not been to Japan in 10 years. Link is definitely top domain uber. What's the scam? How have you been breached? The base url for the survey is tracking.ibm.uber.com/.. Is this an uber spam over reach or a major breach and what's the payload?
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theguardian.com/business/202… Can't believe this World Pay outage hasn't had more coverage in the Media. Major fail and just single point of failure. A minor byline. As a bar, it caused us major headaches during a busy world cup game. We Will be moving from #Worldpay!
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#WorldCup, bars rammed and every bar with #Worldpay unable to take payment. Apparently a power grid issue!* So not their fault! *Something so critical without any plan B, no backup, no emergency generators a single point of failure! Shameful! Definitely their fault!
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Just finished my new book. "How to Kick my Habit of Following the Advice in Self Help Books!" Anyone interested? #SelfHelp #SelfHelpBooks
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Replying to @PokemonGoApp
@PokemonGoApp Just bought a mossy lure. Used it at 22:59. It expired almost instantly! UK based.
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What scam is #Niche #Sheffield cooking up here? A) Against law to charge fees on card transactions #TradingStandards B) Don't want my kid to risk carrying around cash making her a target C) Food is cash only! Disaster waiting to happen! #HMRC tax avoidance?
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And what kind of crazy mad cap events organiser would advise everyone to bring plenty of cash to a packed event like this? Hope you're security is up to the job. @DJJAMIEDUGGAN
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BBC News - Jellycat: Independent shops devastated as brand pulls supply bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyr… Wasn't a big buyer but occasionally for a neice/nephew out of convenience as had a big presence in my local independent. Not any more! Even if they reappeared wouldn't buy again!
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Replying to @waitrose
@waitrose notices stating that "Due to unforeseen circumstances" the fridges have failed is disingenuous. Fail regularly! Every time the sun peaks out from behind a cloud. Loving the yellow stickers though! Also, you need to Join bluesky. The complaints are less toxic! #Meanwood
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Replying to @shop
@shop only posting here as you don't have a #Bluesky account.. Had to use #GooglePay as apparently I can't use you, as my number has been used too many times?
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Bye Bye #X #twitter and all the #hate filled #racist morons that believe the ability to spread #Lies #Hate #Libel and endanger life is #freespeech. And above all else I won't have to see every one of #ElonMusk promoted tweets! Hello #Bluesky Pri6oner.bsky.social
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Replying to @veezugroup
@veezugroup I can't honestly review your #Service after a booking! What am I rating? I get loads of great drivers but your booking system is #Shite and misleading! I don't want to leave a shit review for a great conscientious driver when the rest of the process was shit!
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You're not #American.. Just saying!
Saving American lives should be priority #1
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Is it my imagination or have pints gotten smaller? #Meanwood #Number8 #Leeds
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