Me and my followers

Sleep tight don't let fucking anything bite obviously

Something has got to be done about explosives

You can think about anything

I'm agree

I have 100 IQs I'm a genus

Gay Uncle Pussy liked your post

Hijinks Jinks: Hello

How the hell did they invent sports I can't do anything

If I ask for gum and you give me spearmint I'm going to trap you in my contraption for eternity

Tiptoeing throughout my house for no reason

Dropped a magic eraser and now I have one leg

You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang

If blue is so rare in nature then why is everyone sad all the time

I need a big ass chainsaw gun to coerce my dog into pooping outside

Cool bear ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃ #coolbear

I can't believe some of you are women posting about poop like how does that work

"Who to follow" and it's an account with 10 followers that hasn't posted in six years

That's beautiful