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MY GROK BOT TURNED $2,061 INTO $15,986 LAST NIGHT WITH ONE TRADE 85% of the bank, one memecoin, +796% night 2 is done. one coin, GTA the trade: > in: $1,750, 85% of the bank, at $158.8K market cap > out: $1.44M market cap > +$13,924.87 what the desk said on the way: > ANALYST > dev sold zero, top 10 hold 14%. clean > SCANNER > volume 3x the last hour, still early > SOCIAL > top holder adding, feed is euphoric > RISK > $1.44M and a top wick. lock it? > FILLS > sold at $1.44M Jev scanned 236 tokens before it picked this one 85% on one coin is a big bet. one bad fill and night 2 looks very different would you let it size 85% on one coin, or cap it lower?
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I RESET MY GROK BOT TO $100 LAST NIGHT. BY 06:33 UTC IT HAD $2,067 FROM ONE COIN night 1 of a fresh start. one coin, CATTLEAXE. 7 trades, 6 wins, 1 loss, +$1,967 the mandate on the wall: > GPT-6 picks the token, Grok trades it > one position at a time > buy the flush, never the bounce > fresh pools only, under a day > sell into strength every token runs the filter in this exact order: > free_kill > trade_kill > chain_kill > soft_kill > pick the hard numbers it checks first: > pool older than 15 min > liquidity over $12K > 24h volume over $40K > market cap over $60K > 150+ trades in 24h > no wallet over 5%, top 10 under 60% GPT-6 scanned 268 tokens overnight, and CATTLEAXE was the one it picked the check i like most is a soft one: is the X account the project itself. CATTLEAXE scored 0.83, the bar is 0.70 would you start every night over from $100 or let the bank roll?
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I RESET MY GROK BOT TO $100 LAST NIGHT. BY 06:33 UTC IT HAD $2,067 FROM ONE COIN night 1 of a fresh start. one coin, CATTLEAXE. 7 trades, 6 wins, 1 loss, +$1,967 the mandate on the wall: > GPT-6 picks the token, Grok trades it > one position at a time > buy the flush, never the bounce > fresh pools only, under a day > sell into strength every token runs the filter in this exact order: > free_kill > trade_kill > chain_kill > soft_kill > pick the hard numbers it checks first: > pool older than 15 min > liquidity over $12K > 24h volume over $40K > market cap over $60K > 150+ trades in 24h > no wallet over 5%, top 10 under 60% GPT-6 scanned 268 tokens overnight, and CATTLEAXE was the one it picked the check i like most is a soft one: is the X account the project itself. CATTLEAXE scored 0.83, the bar is 0.70 would you start every night over from $100 or let the bank roll?
opus 5.5 is the most dangerous AI model for trading right now it gives you 1M token context and always-on reasoning that can discover new profitable trading strategies for you 24/7 if you set it up correctly, you gain superpowers
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CELEBEX IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE AGENCIES ON X RIGHT NOW. PICSART PAID FOR 12.5M VIEWS. THEY GOT 77M. the round ran sep 13 to oct 2: > 91 creators, 938 posts > 77M views delivered, 616% of the target > 82K views per post on average > one creator alone brought 14.6M, more than the whole contract 325 creators in the catalogue now, from 144 to 734K followers would you rather pay one big account or 91 smaller ones?
Who is CELEBEX? An influence agency for AI, Web3 and Tech on X. We take products to the creators people actually follow. 325 accounts in one catalogue, from micro creators to 734K followers, every price public. What we've shipped so far: → Picsart: 12.5M views in the contract, 77.0M delivered. 938 posts, 91 creators → An AI product round in July: 48.3M views across 19 accounts → Launches with Tavus, Krea and more We don't guess, we measure. Our own NotPeople MCP and a live dashboard track every post and every creator. After each round we review it post by post, and what worked goes into the next brief. Brands: DM us. We build the strategy, write every brief and pick the accounts that give you the most for your budget. Creators: want in? DM us too.
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CELEBEX IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE AGENCIES ON X RIGHT NOW. PICSART PAID FOR 12.5M VIEWS. THEY GOT 77M. the round ran sep 13 to oct 2: > 91 creators, 938 posts > 77M views delivered, 616% of the target > 82K views per post on average > one creator alone brought 14.6M, more than the whole contract 325 creators in the catalogue now, from 144 to 734K followers would you rather pay one big account or 91 smaller ones?
Who is CELEBEX? An influence agency for AI, Web3 and Tech on X. We take products to the creators people actually follow. 325 accounts in one catalogue, from micro creators to 734K followers, every price public. What we've shipped so far: → Picsart: 12.5M views in the contract, 77.0M delivered. 938 posts, 91 creators → An AI product round in July: 48.3M views across 19 accounts → Launches with Tavus, Krea and more We don't guess, we measure. Our own NotPeople MCP and a live dashboard track every post and every creator. After each round we review it post by post, and what worked goes into the next brief. Brands: DM us. We build the strategy, write every brief and pick the accounts that give you the most for your budget. Creators: want in? DM us too.
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MY GROK BOT TURNED $3,794 INTO $31,751 OVERNIGHT. ONE DESK TOOK $759 TO $15,509 ON ITS OWN day 2 is done. 5 desks, $759 each, +$27,956 by 07:10 utc, +737% every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it: 1. liquidity over $40K 2. 1h volume over $50K 3. never buy mid-rocket 4. sells under 2x buys 5. two losses and the desk is out 6. never trade off a post Opus 5.5 scanned 176 tokens overnight and dropped 106 of them the 5 desks: > Moustache, run by SCAN, +1,943% > DESSA, run by QUANT, +875% > ELIZABETH, run by VET, +793% > GLITCH, run by JEV, +53% > fone, run by SIZE, +18% all 5 green. Moustache made $14,750 of the $27,956 by itself, more than half the night the rule i trust most is number 3. it dropped OTC tonight bc the chart was already mid-rocket would you let Moustache run another night or take the money off the table?
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MY GROK BOT TURNED $3,794 INTO $31,751 OVERNIGHT. ONE DESK TOOK $759 TO $15,509 ON ITS OWN day 2 is done. 5 desks, $759 each, +$27,956 by 07:10 utc, +737% every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it: 1. liquidity over $40K 2. 1h volume over $50K 3. never buy mid-rocket 4. sells under 2x buys 5. two losses and the desk is out 6. never trade off a post Opus 5.5 scanned 176 tokens overnight and dropped 106 of them the 5 desks: > Moustache, run by SCAN, +1,943% > DESSA, run by QUANT, +875% > ELIZABETH, run by VET, +793% > GLITCH, run by JEV, +53% > fone, run by SIZE, +18% all 5 green. Moustache made $14,750 of the $27,956 by itself, more than half the night the rule i trust most is number 3. it dropped OTC tonight bc the chart was already mid-rocket would you let Moustache run another night or take the money off the table?
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AI CREATORS ON X SELL ONE POST FOR $50 TO $400. I SCROLLED THE WHOLE CATALOGUE TO SEE WHAT EACH ONE GETS YOU every card on celebex shows median views per post and the price of one ad: > 10k views from $50 > 27k views from $80 > 56k views from $85 > 32k views from $300 > 13k views from $400 there's a fit for every budget. the cheaper cards give you wide reach for a big launch, the pricier ones give you a smaller crowd in one niche when you need the right people to see it and the creator gets paid only after the post goes live what would you charge for one post on your account?
How much does a Celebex creator make in a month? We ran the math on 5 creators from our catalogue. One ad a day. 30 days. Their lowest listed price. @0xCodez: $21,000 @Argona0x: $9,000 @0x_fokki: $4,800 @hanakoxbt: $4,500 @LunarResearcher: $4,500 $43,800 a month across five accounts. And that's the cheapest service on their menu, not the full one. Now flip it. @Argona0x averages 32k views per post. Ads start at $300. Under $10 per 1,000 views. >> Launching an AI or Web3 product? We pick the creators, prep the content and report on every post. DMs are open. Creators: if your numbers look like this, the catalogue is open too.
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AI CREATORS ON X SELL ONE POST FOR $50 TO $400. I SCROLLED THE WHOLE CATALOGUE TO SEE WHAT EACH ONE GETS YOU every card on celebex shows median views per post and the price of one ad: > 10k views from $50 > 27k views from $80 > 56k views from $85 > 32k views from $300 > 13k views from $400 there's a fit for every budget. the cheaper cards give you wide reach for a big launch, the pricier ones give you a smaller crowd in one niche when you need the right people to see it and the creator gets paid only after the post goes live what would you charge for one post on your account?
How much does a Celebex creator make in a month? We ran the math on 5 creators from our catalogue. One ad a day. 30 days. Their lowest listed price. @0xCodez: $21,000 @Argona0x: $9,000 @0x_fokki: $4,800 @hanakoxbt: $4,500 @LunarResearcher: $4,500 $43,800 a month across five accounts. And that's the cheapest service on their menu, not the full one. Now flip it. @Argona0x averages 32k views per post. Ads start at $300. Under $10 per 1,000 views. >> Launching an AI or Web3 product? We pick the creators, prep the content and report on every post. DMs are open. Creators: if your numbers look like this, the catalogue is open too.
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MY GROK BOT DOUBLED A $22,418 BANK OVERNIGHT ON ONE COIN. IT SOLD AT 7.31M AND THE TOP CAME AT 7.70M day 7 on the desk. $22,418 to $48,506, +$26,088, x2.16 7 seats, 0 humans: > CHIEF > makes the last pick > SCAN > scans the tokens > VET > checks liquidity depth > QUANT > sets the dials > SIZE > puts 93% of the bank on each ticket > FILLS > gets in and out > RISK > keeps the win/loss count the rules on the board: > one position at a time > buy the floor, not the wick > Jev picks, QUANT sizes > fresh pool under 1h = skip Jev passed on MONITOR, RHEA, PONKE, PRIORS and SI. STARTUPSI was the pick the 5 tickets in utc, by market cap: > 23:45 in at 4.21M, 00:25 out at 4.62M · +9.9% > 01:15 in at 5.28M, 01:55 out at 6.47M · +22.6% > 02:45 in at 5.45M, 03:25 out at 5.05M · -7.5% > 05:20 in at 4.58M, 06:20 out at 6.72M · +46.6% > 07:10 in at 6.13M, 07:50 out at 7.31M · +19.1% 4 wins, 1 loss. the bank crossed $40,000 at 06:18 startupSI kept running to 7.70M after the last sell. the desk was already out, and that's rule 2 doing its job would you have held for the top or taken the 7.31M?
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MY GROK BOT DOUBLED A $22,418 BANK OVERNIGHT ON ONE COIN. IT SOLD AT 7.31M AND THE TOP CAME AT 7.70M day 7 on the desk. $22,418 to $48,506, +$26,088, x2.16 7 seats, 0 humans: > CHIEF > makes the last pick > SCAN > scans the tokens > VET > checks liquidity depth > QUANT > sets the dials > SIZE > puts 93% of the bank on each ticket > FILLS > gets in and out > RISK > keeps the win/loss count the rules on the board: > one position at a time > buy the floor, not the wick > Jev picks, QUANT sizes > fresh pool under 1h = skip Jev passed on MONITOR, RHEA, PONKE, PRIORS and SI. STARTUPSI was the pick the 5 tickets in utc, by market cap: > 23:45 in at 4.21M, 00:25 out at 4.62M · +9.9% > 01:15 in at 5.28M, 01:55 out at 6.47M · +22.6% > 02:45 in at 5.45M, 03:25 out at 5.05M · -7.5% > 05:20 in at 4.58M, 06:20 out at 6.72M · +46.6% > 07:10 in at 6.13M, 07:50 out at 7.31M · +19.1% 4 wins, 1 loss. the bank crossed $40,000 at 06:18 startupSI kept running to 7.70M after the last sell. the desk was already out, and that's rule 2 doing its job would you have held for the top or taken the 7.31M?
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MY GROK BOT COPIED 8 WALLETS OVERNIGHT AND TURNED $170 INTO $2,154 BY 08:00. IT STILL LOST 37 TRADES ON THE WAY the target for the night was $2,000. it closed at 100%, +$1,984, +1,167% the setup on copyfomo: > Grok watches 8 wallets ranked by 30 day profit > they buy, it mirrors the buy in SOL > they sell, it sells > any trade over my risk cap gets skipped > all 8 stay synced, lag in the log ran 112 to 357ms what copying each wallet made me: > #1 ExactTallTakin · +$436.48 > #2 OmakaseOnly · +$337.28 > #3 bystevenr · +$297.60 > #4 bigbabba · +$257.92 > #5 GenerationalF... · +$218.24 > #6 RareDualJay · +$178.56 > #7 pricedin · +$158.72 > #8 leo · +$99.20 125 trades resolved, 88 wins, 37 losses, 70% win rate. worst dip of the night was -11.8% the ranking held all night. every wallet made me less than the one ranked above it, and leo at #8 made the least the trade i like most is one it didn't take. OmakaseOnly went into $WEN with a size over my risk cap and Grok skipped it one night is one night. 37 losses in 9 hours is what copy trading looks like even when it ends green would you copy only the #1 wallet or spread it across all 8?
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MY GROK BOT COPIED 8 WALLETS OVERNIGHT AND TURNED $170 INTO $2,154 BY 08:00. IT STILL LOST 37 TRADES ON THE WAY the target for the night was $2,000. it closed at 100%, +$1,984, +1,167% the setup on copyfomo: > Grok watches 8 wallets ranked by 30 day profit > they buy, it mirrors the buy in SOL > they sell, it sells > any trade over my risk cap gets skipped > all 8 stay synced, lag in the log ran 112 to 357ms what copying each wallet made me: > #1 ExactTallTakin · +$436.48 > #2 OmakaseOnly · +$337.28 > #3 bystevenr · +$297.60 > #4 bigbabba · +$257.92 > #5 GenerationalF... · +$218.24 > #6 RareDualJay · +$178.56 > #7 pricedin · +$158.72 > #8 leo · +$99.20 125 trades resolved, 88 wins, 37 losses, 70% win rate. worst dip of the night was -11.8% the ranking held all night. every wallet made me less than the one ranked above it, and leo at #8 made the least the trade i like most is one it didn't take. OmakaseOnly went into $WEN with a size over my risk cap and Grok skipped it one night is one night. 37 losses in 9 hours is what copy trading looks like even when it ends green would you copy only the #1 wallet or spread it across all 8?
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MY GROK BOT TOOK $17,600 TO $50,753 OVERNIGHT. 5 DESKS GOT THE SAME $3,520 EACH. ONE ENDED AT $19,487, ANOTHER AT $3,652 day 10 of my $100 to $100K run is done. the bar sits at 50.8% every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it: 1. liquidity over $40K 2. 1h volume over $50K 3. never buy mid-rocket 4. sells under 2x buys 5. two losses and the desk is out 6. never trade off a post 3 of the 6 changed since day 9. liquidity went from $12K to $40K, and the wallet and pool age checks got swapped for volume and sell pressure Jev scanned 146 tokens overnight and dropped 83 of them the 5 desks at 07:40 utc: > PANGEA, run by SCAN, +453.62% > KIMCHIBULL, run by QUANT, +270.51% > COMPUTE, run by JEV, +185.80% > BACKERS, run by SIZE, +28.14% > Kimchi, run by VET, +3.75% night closes at $50,753, +$33,152. all 5 desks green same bank, same rules, same start, and a 5x gap between the top desk and the bottom one PANGEA made $15,967 of the $33,152 on its own, almost half the night. without it this is a good night, not a crazy one the rule i trust most is still number 6. it dropped CLAUDIA tonight bc the only signal was a post for day 11, would you move Kimchi's money to PANGEA or keep the split even?
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MY GROK BOT TOOK $17,600 TO $50,753 OVERNIGHT. 5 DESKS GOT THE SAME $3,520 EACH. ONE ENDED AT $19,487, ANOTHER AT $3,652 day 10 of my $100 to $100K run is done. the bar sits at 50.8% every order has to pass 6 rules before Grok touches it: 1. liquidity over $40K 2. 1h volume over $50K 3. never buy mid-rocket 4. sells under 2x buys 5. two losses and the desk is out 6. never trade off a post 3 of the 6 changed since day 9. liquidity went from $12K to $40K, and the wallet and pool age checks got swapped for volume and sell pressure Jev scanned 146 tokens overnight and dropped 83 of them the 5 desks at 07:40 utc: > PANGEA, run by SCAN, +453.62% > KIMCHIBULL, run by QUANT, +270.51% > COMPUTE, run by JEV, +185.80% > BACKERS, run by SIZE, +28.14% > Kimchi, run by VET, +3.75% night closes at $50,753, +$33,152. all 5 desks green same bank, same rules, same start, and a 5x gap between the top desk and the bottom one PANGEA made $15,967 of the $33,152 on its own, almost half the night. without it this is a good night, not a crazy one the rule i trust most is still number 6. it dropped CLAUDIA tonight bc the only signal was a post for day 11, would you move Kimchi's money to PANGEA or keep the split even?
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TAVUS RAISED $40M TO BUILD AI HUMANS. THEIR AI SALES GUY OPENS WITH "TAKE YOUR TIME" meet cory, the sales PAL in their ai office. he closes "at his own pace" most sales calls push you to sign before you hang up. cory doesn't push at all would you buy from a salesman who never pushes?
Tavus needs a happiness manager. That what I thought about walking around the office 😁 My first decisions as happiness manager: → make the sales guy fun → girl with nails at the front desk → fix the door that won't open Tavus, i'll take my salary as a PAL with my face on it.
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TAVUS RAISED $40M TO BUILD AI HUMANS. THEIR AI SALES GUY OPENS WITH "TAKE YOUR TIME" meet cory, the sales PAL in their ai office. he closes "at his own pace" most sales calls push you to sign before you hang up. cory doesn't push at all would you buy from a salesman who never pushes?
Tavus needs a happiness manager. That what I thought about walking around the office 😁 My first decisions as happiness manager: → make the sales guy fun → girl with nails at the front desk → fix the door that won't open Tavus, i'll take my salary as a PAL with my face on it.
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MY GROK BOT TURNED $200 INTO $1,800 IN 7 DAYS ON PAPER. THE ONE TRADE IT LOST HIT THE EXACT LEVEL IT WROTE DOWN BEFORE ENTRY paper run on hyperliquid perps, grok bot + hypergrok, one github repo. the desk has one rule: no reason, no trade. before any entry the bot prints a receipt: > what i see > i'm wrong if price is > entry and margin > signed no receipt, no order. 23 ideas got binned bc it couldn't write a clear reason for them. trades without a receipt: 0. the 5 receipts: > BTC short, "lower highs on the 4h, funding flipped", wrong above $116,000 · +$160 > ETH long, "reclaimed $4,000 on volume", wrong below $3,920 · +$220 > SOL long, "breakout attempt", wrong below $196 · -$50 > HYPE long, "range break, buyers stepping in", wrong below $39.20 · +$330 > DOGE long 20x, "volume 3x the weekly average", wrong below $0.198 · +$940 4 right, 1 wrong, wallet at 9.0x. honest part: DOGE made $940 of the $1,600. without it the run ends at $860. paper fills, no fees, so real money would land lower. the SOL receipt is the one i learned from. "breakout attempt" was the thinnest reason of the five, and it lost $50 right where it said it would. which receipt would you have faded?
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MY GROK BOT TURNED $200 INTO $1,800 IN 7 DAYS ON PAPER. THE ONE TRADE IT LOST HIT THE EXACT LEVEL IT WROTE DOWN BEFORE ENTRY paper run on hyperliquid perps, grok bot + hypergrok, one github repo. the desk has one rule: no reason, no trade. before any entry the bot prints a receipt: > what i see > i'm wrong if price is > entry and margin > signed no receipt, no order. 23 ideas got binned bc it couldn't write a clear reason for them. trades without a receipt: 0. the 5 receipts: > BTC short, "lower highs on the 4h, funding flipped", wrong above $116,000 · +$160 > ETH long, "reclaimed $4,000 on volume", wrong below $3,920 · +$220 > SOL long, "breakout attempt", wrong below $196 · -$50 > HYPE long, "range break, buyers stepping in", wrong below $39.20 · +$330 > DOGE long 20x, "volume 3x the weekly average", wrong below $0.198 · +$940 4 right, 1 wrong, wallet at 9.0x. honest part: DOGE made $940 of the $1,600. without it the run ends at $860. paper fills, no fees, so real money would land lower. the SOL receipt is the one i learned from. "breakout attempt" was the thinnest reason of the five, and it lost $50 right where it said it would. which receipt would you have faded?
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TRUMP $1 BLED 51% LAST NIGHT. MY GROK BOT TOOK $8,977 TO $23,246 ON THE SAME COIN day 5 of my $100 to $100K run is done. the bar sits at 23.2% my desk runs 8 agents, Jev picks and Grok trades: CHIEF > never takes a position, picks only when worth clears 0.60 and confidence clears 0.55 SCAN > asks Jev what's moving VET > asks Jev if the chain risk is real, checks liquidity before every ticket QUANT > the risk dial, memes run at 0.85 SIZE > grows only when the bank does FILLS > limits only, slippage priced in RISK > exposure stays under 60% of the bank CRAWLER > reads first, the desk trades after the coin kept bleeding and my bots kept buying the floors. the log in utc: > 15:12 out at 2.44M, +$999 > 17:25 out at 2.50M, +$2,773, plus 48% > 19:46 out at 1.85M, +$1,358 > 22:04 out at 1.52M, +$1,994 > 00:21 out at 1.31M, +$1,981 > 02:38 in at 1.08M on the night floor, CRAWLER skipped one rug on the way > 06:55 out at 1.63M, +$5,308, plus 51% day 5 closes at 6 wins, 0 losses, bank $23,246. the coin finished −50.76%, my desk finished up 2.6x it's one night on one coin, so i'm not reading much into a clean sheet. a coin that bleeds like this can stop having floors any hour the line i trust most sits on the QUANT card: a falling coin still has floors would you let it run day 6 on its own?
opus 5.5 is the most dangerous AI model for trading right now it gives you 1M token context and always-on reasoning that can discover new profitable trading strategies for you 24/7 if you set it up correctly, you gain superpowers
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