Sit Down Comedian | Emmy Award Winning Producer | Co-Host of @pursefirstshow | Writer | 1/2 of @thefreakyboiz | Hogwarts Alumni (Ravenclaw)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
I work in TV and I just want black Twitter to know that all these writers out here stealing y’all tweets and turning them into $$$$$.... y’all better recognize y’all talent
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Ima give him his debit, ill never give him credit
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump shares new aerial footage of the White House’s newly installed helipad on the South Lawn.
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I have this weird habit… when getting ready, I can’t put on pants unless my socks are on first
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After months of janky contractors and run arounds, yesterday I finally finished fixing my roof… and today the check engine light on my car came on… it was bout to be my 13th reason
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Pick one for me... Should I go to NYC, ATL, or Houston this weekend?
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I be dating the smallest petite guys… and they get to chipotle and order a burrito with everything…. Damn lil lady
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1) please leave the relationship if someone puts their hands on you 2) this uber driver messy as hell 😩
Fight broke out between 2 gay partners in a taxi after one got mad the other was raising his voice at him.
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Ima lie ❤️
Normalize asking ppl you’re dating how many other ppl they’re seeing, so they can decide for themselves if they want to continue seeing you. Everyone doesn’t want to sit on a roster of 10 niggas baby this isn’t I Love New York.
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some of these political commercials are kinda cringe... on both sides
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The Prince retweeted
Nicki Minaj: We love Trump! We love Trump! We love Trump!
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The rams just did that 3 musketeers dance after a touchdown 😂😂😂
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Damn San Francisco, the refs hate yall
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Im so confused, is today Halloween?
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Ok Beyonce, I see what you see in him
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The Prince retweeted
Please text me with a purpose we not finna hey & wyd everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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i thought of like 8 people this could be about
That gay LA influencer who’s whole life is just moving every 2 months go get a damn job
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The Prince retweeted
“Friends out grow each other” but they never outgrow them niggas 😭😭😭😭
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Why everybody dressed like gay power rangers.... They can't just be normal?
‘Pop the Balloon or Find Love’ is getting a gay male edition. 🎈🏳️‍🌈
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Hey, im bout to get your account suspended ❤️
This what Dear JT sound like
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