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The worlds greatest fiction writers couldn’t have conceived of a timeline like this
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Don’t ever tolerate disrespect because you want someone to like you.
Not only will they not like you, but you will quickly stop liking yourself.
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Ok I’m saying it. Cancel me.
Purchasing and drinking raw milk is genuinely stupid.
There are no scientifically-proven health benefits. You are paying more money for something that puts you at higher risk for dangerous bacteria. I do not respect your opinion.
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I love the idea that you could be extremely lucky and have the 1 in a million chance of winning a Tesla, but then IF you win, there's a 1 in 26 chance that you win the Cybertruck and your whole life is ruined.
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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! 😭🖤THE UNDERWORLD IS THE NUMBER 1 SONG ON iTUNES SOUNDTRACKS, AND THE NUMBER 9 SONG IN ALL GENRES!!! #epictheunderworldsaga #epicthemusical
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Guy behind me on the plane ordered a “straight tequila” (at 7:17am).
His wife immediately asked him what he’s doing
He just said: “traveling”
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finding out the term “Debbie downer” was coined on SNL is one of those real facts that do not seem congruent with the world
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I feel bad for anyone that doesn’t get to experience Culver’s on a regular basis
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BREAKING: Fifth Circuit holds that fed'l emergency room protections (EMTALA) do not mandate that physicians provide abortions when that is the "stabilizing treatment" needed, upholding an injunction issued in a lawsuit brought by Texas. More to come: lawdork.com/
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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Replying to @mornings0da @insect_opera
Congratulations.
And be kind to yourself. We all have our demons, some of us just need a couple (hundred) extra therapy sessions to get rid of them.
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my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense
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Maybe an unpopular opinion but Sam Smith doesn’t really owe it to any of you to be appropriate for children. A LOT of concerts aren’t appropriate for children, it’s up to you if you take your kids. Your issue is that they’re unapologetically queer and gained weight just say that








































