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Made a deal with my 8 year old son to sign up for a Ph.D. program. I will do his homework, and we will split the $75k annual salary accordingly.
Lowkey actually getting bored of scrolling. I didn't think that could happen. May have to resort to engagement in the physical world
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Subway’s mistake was not leaning into the Fogle thing - “where pedophiles eat,” etc. - total missed opportunity
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dad told me if I get good grades this year Gigachad and Gigafly will come to my birthday
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Go Vote. I voted early - from home, in my slippers. Mail-in ballots give voters more time to research all these propositions! #Vote #Elections2026 #footpics
Imagine eating mayonnaise with your family . You have not had an hour alone in years. You are loved. Everything has become viscous and oily and sweet
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