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Currently a facility manager at HSHQ

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Joined September 2025
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ever hear the joke about a privacy company giving the facility manager an X account? yeah, me neither.
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Not everything should float to the surface.
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Someone help find the video editor
Our video editor is missing and has us worried sick. If you see someone mumbling about frame rates and render quality at a café, please help him find his way home.
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looks like i'll be working double shifts from now on... so much cleaning to be done
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good things happen in private remember that
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DCA like nobody’s watching. In Houdini Mode, they aren’t. 🔛🧙‍♂️
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so are we in a bear market already?
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everything was down today, and for the first time, i saw the it team in the common rooms
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good morning and happy monday why does the market keep cleaning?
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what if privacy is the way?
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unfortunately the cleaning continues at least privacy is still relevant
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can crypto pump? i want my son to move out already
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Being private is the best i can keep cleaning, but no one knows where
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people ask me if i'm not tired of cleaning floors for the past 30 years, and my answer is always the same... if people don't care about you, you become invisible, and that's the best feature for me
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what do you like to do in your weekends? i'll go first, clean my house
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i've been reading on this "solana" coin my son has been telling me about... but what are memecoins?
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i've been cleaning nonstop for the past few days. looks like we're almost ready
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my boss told me to share this link, so here you go teapawt.net/i/spaces/1kvKpMdVYvOGE

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are you tired of winning yet?
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