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I cook. Professionally. Usually for MONEY!

Joined October 2023
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The brownies cooling in the kitchen are POT BROWNIES. DO NOT TOUCH, you fetuses.
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Don’t you all get tired?
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Nowhere near enough times.
Replying to @MilaVThatsMe
Classic uncle G. I lost count of how many times I had to apologize to Chef Tay last year
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I should add a pizza to the menu just to see if I can break @MilaVThatsMe
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This is my new favorite day ever.
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Anyone else as desperate as me to get laid? No?
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I woke up in a panic, ready to rush to the market and then to the Academy, only to realize it's fucking Saturday.
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You know, there's a lot of tension going on.
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In the internet, a new trend has gone viral — “Jägermisu” — a tiramisu where, instead of coffee, the biscuits are soaked in Jägermeister.
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So I'm not done with him? Son of a bitch.
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I think I could plead insanity.
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I’m gonna lose it.
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Wait, I no longer have to deal with Pierre or Buster. Why am I even responding? I’m free
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I need a new drinking partner since Maud can’t chug with me anymore.
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I'm going to need more alcohol.
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Fucking alphabet fries... Really @ThroughTheMisty?
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I'm still going out to get laid. Fucking alphabet fries and dino nuggets. Jesus Christ.
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I need to get laid.
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Summer camp hasn't even started yet and I'm about to have a stroke.
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