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One Polymarket market crashed Brazil's economy Lula da Silva became president of Brazil again As a result of this political decision, the Brazilian real plunged The $EWZ ETF, which tracks large and mid cap Brazilian stocks, also lost 30% of its value Just one election, one Polymarket market, and a country loses billions of dollars
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Pearl Research Labs ($PRL) quietly raised $130M Leading Israeli business and financial newspaper TheMarker reported that Pearl Research Labs raised $130M from Lightspeed Venture Partners, Ribbit Capital and Square Peg without making any public announcements The funding includes two VC rounds totaling $55M and another $75M raised through a separate fund to purchase GPUs This information can be verified through Israel's official corporate registry and CheckID A new major player in DePIN and decentralized AI? Does $VVV now have a serious competitor?
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Don't trust Variational points prices on OTC Variational OTC is artificially inflating the price of points I've already talked about @Vargan0x and how he wash trades volume to make as much money as possible from the TGE THIS OTC IS A SCAM Don't sell your points there, don't interact with the team and don't send them any funds The $50 price is fake DYOR
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Early Elysium Alpha Bookmark this Launchpads @AscendLaunch — Launchpad @oxleydotfun — Launchpad @SignalFam — Launchpad @CorePad_hl — Launchpad @perpmefun — Launchpad @Neuriio — Launchpad @ChainzyLabs — Launchpad @MontraXYZ — Launchpad NFT / DEX @kalosfun — NFT / DEX @AtlasHL — NFT @dexdacosta — DEX @HyperFlow_fun — DEX DeFi @NestExchange — ve(3,3) @HybraFinance — Liquidity @Pindar_finance — Funding Rates @TemporalFinance — Options Prediction Markets / Betting @hyperflip_xyz — Combo Bets @speculatexyz — Prediction Markets Gaming / Casino @eloscapeHQ — GameFi @playelysa — Casino @FrogFlip — Games
How to Make Your First $1,000 on Hyperliquid L2 Elysium Bookmark this. @Enter_Elysium is an L2 built on Hyperliquid, created and supported by HIP-3 deployer @Kinetiq_xyz. Mainnet is scheduled to launch on November 9, but you can already interact with the chain. Chain details (leaked): > Network: Elysium > Chain ID: 99901 > Parent chain: HyperEVM (999) > Gas token: HYPE Bridge through @Boxa_Elysium or @ElysiumPump. You can also track new memecoins on these platforms. Launchpads: > @AscendLaunch - Biggest launchpad right now > @oxleydotfun - Deal market > @SignalFam - Launch $HYPE or a stock > @ChainzyLabs - Trading terminal, V3 liquidity, and launchpad > @Neuriio - SocialFi launchpad > @MontraXYZ - Community-focused launchpad DEXes: > @kalosfun - NFT marketplace and DEX > @NestExchange - MetaDEX Derivatives: > @Pindar_finance - Turns funding rates into fixed stability and floating volatility > @hyperflip_xyz - Combos on HIP-4 NFTs: > @AtlasHL - NFT marketplace > @kalosfun - NFT trading > @eloscapeHQ - Ponzi game Rules: > Don't click on unfamiliar websites > Keep track of how much you're paying in fees > Use burner wallets > Don't bridge too much during Elysium's early stages > Do your own research before using any platform DYOR!
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Kimchi is LARP Nobody believes in him anymore When people ask Kimchi's friends who he is, they go silent Nobody wants anything to do with him anymore Just a week ago, everyone was worshipping him, talking about how great and rich he was Now they just want to forget about him LOL
JasonTheWeen started panicking and denied knowing Kimchi after he was exposing for allegedly being a LARP & scamming fans with a token launch 😳 “I heard that he got exposed I never met him before” 😭
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$PONS needs a new team Or a new vision Bro, $PONS has lost 60% of its market cap and you're out here pushing FOMO? Ozzy, we need new narratives and something that will get the launchpad going again Not $30K in daily revenue, but $500K like we used to pull in The community wants those old PVE trenches back, with +EV trading Nobody needs a mobile app, and you're never going to take market share from @Pumpfun Dude, get your shit together and build something worthwhile
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Thanks for a video @RealAlexBob
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Metric is doing numbers! +$3M in TVL in just 2 days CT really loved the idea of active pools, so now everyone and their mother is talking about @metric_xyz And it makes sense. RWA trading is a new trend backed by Robinhood, which also backed the project itself Plus, the team comes from Uniswap Right now, I'm actively interacting with the protocol and the team Loving the experience so far!
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🚨 BREAKING: Arthur Hayes just dumped his crypto positions The BitMEX co-founder publicly announced that his Maelstrom directional book has taken profits on $ETH, $ENA, $UNI and other altcoins He believes the market needs to go DOWN before it can go UP His warning? Macro uncertainty. Geopolitical tensions. More downside ahead He's now sitting on the sidelines, waiting for the all-clear signal One of crypto's biggest bulls just hit the sell button What does he know that the rest of the market doesn't?
I dumped it all. The Maelstrom directional book, took profits on $ETH, $ENA, $UNI and other shitcoins. I think we gotta go down to go up. It looks a bit dicey out there in macro and geopolitical land. Going to sit on the sidelines and wait for the all clear signal … Brrrrr
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Tips and tricks for Metric And a Secret Tool Bookmark this @metricxyz is essentially a liquidity pool that earns from spreads rather than traditional trading fees Oracle Price is the market price of an asset provided by an external oracle, while Edge is the difference between the execution price and the oracle price. That's how LPs earn To earn consistently, you need to set price ranges, aka Bins, based on deviations from the Oracle Price No trades in your Bins → No earnings 1. Choose a pool, for example, $WETH/$USDG 2. Select 3 Bins 3. I use the strategy that prioritizes trading volume over the last 24 hours 4. Deposit your assets 5. Earn Edge yield I found a free LP monitoring tool for Metric on GitHub It lets you track TVL, volume, Edge APR, Trading P&L APR, and active Bins, calculate token allocations, and model potential returns as prices rise or fall I recommend testing strategies with small amounts first DYOR
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How to Make Your First $1,000 on Hyperliquid L2 Elysium Bookmark this. @Enter_Elysium is an L2 built on Hyperliquid, created and supported by HIP-3 deployer @Kinetiq_xyz. Mainnet is scheduled to launch on November 9, but you can already interact with the chain. Chain details (leaked): > Network: Elysium > Chain ID: 99901 > Parent chain: HyperEVM (999) > Gas token: HYPE Bridge through @Boxa_Elysium or @ElysiumPump. You can also track new memecoins on these platforms. Launchpads: > @AscendLaunch - Biggest launchpad right now > @oxleydotfun - Deal market > @SignalFam - Launch $HYPE or a stock > @ChainzyLabs - Trading terminal, V3 liquidity, and launchpad > @Neuriio - SocialFi launchpad > @MontraXYZ - Community-focused launchpad DEXes: > @kalosfun - NFT marketplace and DEX > @NestExchange - MetaDEX Derivatives: > @Pindar_finance - Turns funding rates into fixed stability and floating volatility > @hyperflip_xyz - Combos on HIP-4 NFTs: > @AtlasHL - NFT marketplace > @kalosfun - NFT trading > @eloscapeHQ - Ponzi game Rules: > Don't click on unfamiliar websites > Keep track of how much you're paying in fees > Use burner wallets > Don't bridge too much during Elysium's early stages > Do your own research before using any platform DYOR!
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The dumbest employee I've ever seen He was making 6–7 figures a year, but decided to act tough on a livestream Everyone noticed he was acting completely unhinged And Shayne is now in trouble for spending investors money on private jets This firing is an attempt to apologize to the community and pretend like nothing ever happened Absolutely hilarious to watch. Be smarter
NEW: Polymarket has fired its chief marketing officer, Matthew Modabber, who was closely allied with CEO Shayne Coplan, the New York Post reported. This reportedly followed an internal investigation that started earlier this year after a series of incidents raised concerns among the company's investors.
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Will a16z continue investing in crypto? Yes, but less than usual Just a payment layer Chris Dixon, General Partner at a16z: "In terms of crypto, I think crypto can play an important role. Like the natural way when you have an economy of agents for them to pay each other would be stablecoins. And then on top of, you know, once you have sort of that base layer programmable money, you would build decentralized lending" As you can see, crypto still has a future, but only as infrastructure for AI, not as a standalone technology Which is pretty sad
R.I.P. a16z Crypto No one is coming to save crypto anymore a16z crypto invested $10B in crypto Now they're gone, just an echo of the past The question is, what happens next? Crypto is an old, broken toy that nobody wants to play with anymore We already have AI, Web 4.0 and Robotics Absolutely nobody gives a damn about crypto anymore Is this the end?
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Kimchi is no longer affilate of pumpfun He removed @pumpfun from his bio and replaced it with his own FNF Did the $KIMCHI era and their partnership really end after just one day? LOL
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You're already earning Metric points! And you don't know it Points are already being tracked on the @metricxyz backend for providing liquidity and making swaps So your activity won't go unnoticed I've already shared a guide on how to do it, so you can start farming! Leeeeet's cook, bro
I'm full porting into Metric Bookmark this @metricxyz is a next-gen DEX primarily focused on trading RWA assets Just one week after my last post, it has already reached $14M in TVL and $200M in volume without a massive marketing campaign The team even got support from the official @RobinhoodCrypto account Right now, you can provide liquidity, refer new users, and take part in the growth of one of the top protocols of this cycle The project is backed by @CGkol, who previously worked at Uniswap and Google Best farming strategy: > Provide liquidity in RWA assets > Open a short position on Robinhood on Lighter > Earn Lighter points while collecting APR I don't see any downsides or reasons not to farm this protocol right now Solid APR, a clear concept and a strong team I'm in
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I'm full porting into Metric Bookmark this @metricxyz is a next-gen DEX primarily focused on trading RWA assets Just one week after my last post, it has already reached $14M in TVL and $200M in volume without a massive marketing campaign The team even got support from the official @RobinhoodCrypto account Right now, you can provide liquidity, refer new users, and take part in the growth of one of the top protocols of this cycle The project is backed by @CGkol, who previously worked at Uniswap and Google Best farming strategy: > Provide liquidity in RWA assets > Open a short position on Robinhood on Lighter > Earn Lighter points while collecting APR I don't see any downsides or reasons not to farm this protocol right now Solid APR, a clear concept and a strong team I'm in
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R.I.P. a16z Crypto No one is coming to save crypto anymore a16z crypto invested $10B in crypto Now they're gone, just an echo of the past The question is, what happens next? Crypto is an old, broken toy that nobody wants to play with anymore We already have AI, Web 4.0 and Robotics Absolutely nobody gives a damn about crypto anymore Is this the end?
[ ZOOMER ] A16Z TO DROP CRYPTO FROM ITS FLAGSHIP BLOCKCHAIN FUND'S NAME, FOCUS ON OTHER INVESTMENTS, ITS FIRST FOUNDING MEMBER TO ALSO LEAVE: THE INFORMATION
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Kimchi made just 1,500 $SOL on $TRUMP He built his fortune on $KIMCHI So does that mean he's definitely not a legend anymore? The trenches died today Think about which KOLs you trust
1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP Not even close. We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧵
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The younger generation has no shot at a good life
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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Papertrade is slowly dying $83K in daily revenue, an all-time low At its peak, revenue hit $23M Clearly, turning $PAPER into a worthless token wasn't the best idea, and now the team is facing the consequences Honestly, it's well deserved. You should think carefully before making updates like this, but you got what you got Another great idea died before it ever had a chance to blossom
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