Professional Nerd

in the boxing ring with myself and folks I’m losing teeth

my thing is i have never moved in silence a day of my life.

weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

I understand being a responsible adult...but every day? Every single day? That seems a little excessive.

Anybody wanna meet up and scream for 20 minutes?...we can get food after

i set two alarms every morning: one for the person i want to be and one for the person i actually am.

currently trying to adult but the instructions are unclear.

apparently the only place left without Ads is a book.

so stressed about getting my shit together that i haven't got any of my shit together.

having someone to talk to is a privilege.

be the reason someone smiles today. or the reason they drink. whatever works.

be wise enough to listen to what a person is not saying.

fear eats the soul.

if they cant see the vision, dont let 'em hold the camera.

have a good weekend because Monday will be here in 15 minutes.

that man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.

I'm 70% nicer after 3 PM on Fridays.

very few of us are what we seem.

let us leave pretty women to men with no imagination.

i want someone who chooses me everyday.. not just when they feel like it.