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Joined June 2012
I've been really liking Lies of P but this is a truly egregious piece of level design. The platform the red arrow is pointing to has a kill volume attached, causing instant death. This is made worse by the lit spot circled in green suggesting I should be trying to get there.
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The nauseating vertigo of having to consider spending months porting years of work into a completely different context
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How can it possibly be legal for a company to retroactively add a "you owe us money for each time this server gets pinged. No you can't see how the server gets pinged" to a license??
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With advances in evolutionary algorithms butterfly technology will soon be so advanced that they can perfectly reproduce an owl. Owls will be completely obsolete.
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Problem Machine retweeted
new blog post: The California Problem ellaguro.blogspot.com/2023/0…
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...only understands failure as negative, as a cessation of enjoyment, as a downer and a frustration — and, indeed, while failure can be all of these, it can also be funny, can be illustrative, can be poetic or impactful... problemmachine.wordpress.com…
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Hard to say a favorite since everything I write turns to mush in my brain a couple of weeks after I write it but I do like this bit
writers, what was your favorite line you wrote this year?
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