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Mothman spotted once again..
#magfest
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saying the film lacked pop culture impact when this song was everywhere the entire summer and there was a massive wave of hope around the world is insane
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why is it called a 'revealing' outfit? you are revealing nothing to me, i already knew you had boobs
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Just told my 10yo daughter about James Gunn getting fired. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda post and said "#Gunnkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words:
Mom exploded
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probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a hallway in a set pattern that leaves just enough time for someone to sneak past
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Sandworms are normal worm-sized, it's the people who are really small.

























































