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Mothman spotted once again.. #magfest
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NVIDIA if gene park was in charge
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X has increased the limit of photos and videos per post from 4 to 20
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saying the film lacked pop culture impact when this song was everywhere the entire summer and there was a massive wave of hope around the world is insane
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why is it called a 'revealing' outfit? you are revealing nothing to me, i already knew you had boobs
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my Cursed Blade (which i wield) has started sending me voice memos of its freestyles and if i don't volcano react them it shortens my lifespan by 1 week
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me before crossing the street
it's crazy how we saw her grow on this show
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🐆🧪☕️🔥
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Scientists reveal the hi
Billions must watch Shin Kamen Rider for more Minami Hamabe
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Just told my 10yo daughter about James Gunn getting fired. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda post and said "#Gunnkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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Concept: Shikishima nightmare
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“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words: Mom exploded
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probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a hallway in a set pattern that leaves just enough time for someone to sneak past
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Sandworms are normal worm-sized, it's the people who are really small.
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
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coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters
they are doing this to me tomorrow
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Spice is an analogy for Dr. Pepper
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> Militech > Provides Military Technology
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Should not have told Amelia Bedelia she could hit the bong. That was my bad.
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