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Fat Gandalf

@ProfOzzy

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” He/Him, MUFC 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

 Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2012
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Yeah, and?
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Someone better be checking on Ian McKellen
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RIP Patrick Stewart
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For my 50th
17%Europe & football
61%Tokyo
17%Giraffe safari
6%Phish weekend
18 votes • 35 minutes
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Reminder that Kyrie by Mr. Mister is one of the underrated bangers of the mid 80s
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Just for fun
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Pet Sounds is a crap album and the Beach Boys can suck it. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Dude is a failed man-boy punter. A fucking punter. And he’s now the Rosetta Stone of sports discourse? Fuck him. Fuck his fans. Fuck everyone who looks like him. And I hope the girl he took to prom gets a uti. A FUCKING PUNTER.
Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) profile pictureYahoo Sports
@YahooSportsOct 27
The University of Utah has issued an apology to Pat McAfee after he criticized a video posted by the school and he said he felt unsafe during Saturday's College GameDay. Utah said the video was intended to be lighthearted but acknowledged it missed the mark.
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Just realized im like three months older than tom hardy and i don’t know why that fact is now fing with my brain.
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What it feels like with my friends sometimes
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For the last time: IM NOT GIVING YOUR KIDS THE DRUGS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON. Now take your bite size snickers and go home.
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Planning another three movie Halloween -themed movie night. What should we watch??
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Let’s go
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Thinking I need to freshen the mani/pedi before next week’s security event
Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil (@SimplyAJ144) profile pictureSimply AJ aka Tom Bombadil
@SimplyAJ144Oct 26
Replying to @ProfOzzy
Already did been clocking this for a few years now
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Waylon hopes you have a great day, fam.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain
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Getting really nervous about what the next 10 days are going to bring.
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First of tonight’s 🎃 movie marathon
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Second selection
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And for the final film of the evening.
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Things that are more interesting than watching this United debacle
The Sting (@TheStingisBack) profile pictureThe Sting
@TheStingisBackOct 25
Bridgette Wilson’s 25-second fight scene in Last Action Hero sent her down some weird paths. She was a last-minute replacement for Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat after Cameron Diaz broke her wrist. She also became a serious in-demand pop star in Japan, releasing two albums.
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