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no joke you might have saved his life
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"Omg Turnstile was great" cool yeah whatever I wasn't able to see shit cause this fucking pole was in the way. Hate it when venues have shit like this.
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Intersectionality is dead because each minority thinks their oppression is The Worst One and are too busy doing a dick measuring contest to actually come together and do literally fucking anything to help eachother
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Doesn’t matter how many times I see this clip, the “WHATT” always gets me, like he’s imagining Hila doing it and was some concept he never considered before
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Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Getting prepped for what is no doubt the dumbest Halloween costume I have done on record
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White leftist don't play about they racist conservatives that say one correct thing every once in a while
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i was going to make a snarky quote tweet about the original post is only coherent in the sense that most liberals expected the literal Holocaust and can comfortably accept anything less than that in scale but then she just tweeted it out lol
Replying to @ContraPoints
I want to help people interpret this tweet because many are struggling. When I say “worse than I thought” I’m proposing a counterfactual situation: what I expected Trump 2 to be. I was expecting Hitler. Trump 2 is very bad, but not Hitler bad. I therefore am massively relieved that it’s not Hitler bad. So, although it is bad, though millions have died (as expected), the situation is much less bad than my expectation of how bad it was going to be. The fact that my expectations of how bad it was going to be are worse than what it is, does not imply that what it is, is not bad. Merely that it is less bad than the counterfactual situation—that is, less bad than my expectations.
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Mexican foo: yo who is that
Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes
First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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You shouldn’t ask out your friends. You shouldn’t date people you like. You should only be romantically involved with the worst people alive so you can make Reddit posts about it
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Unfamiliar with this podcast so every time they cut to yet another person in the room with a mic I was cackling. Like watching a European movie and you’re like “well surely THAT has to be the last production company title credit.”
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Ethan Klein checking twitter to fire up a tweet about how this is a antisemitic scheme by Hasan but the iPhone 19 his wife gifted to him was manufactured in Israel





































